Dear Customers around the Robinson Town Mall

[cornerofmadness]

You all suck.

Old lady in Wal mart who tried to slam your buggy ahead of mine saying I'M IN LINE NEXT and when I said didn't you see me there, you reply 'no,' go to hell. I'm 5'9" tall in a bright red coat. Fine, take my spot, the next aisle over went twice as fast, haha


Bitch in the SUV in the Wal Mart cross walk. You don't get to yell at me. It's a crosswalk with STOP signs everywhere. Guess who had the right of way. Me, walking. Shove your SUV up your ass.

To the couple in the Barnes & Noble, if you have to act like idiots get the hell out of line and don't glare at us when we call you on it. We don't give a shit who spends more on whose parents, who makes more household money and no on needs to hear you have this much drama over buying a fucking monopoly game.

To the bitchy server in Star Bucks, you're so lucky I didn't call the manager on you. You slapped that spoon so hard back into the dirty water bucket that it splashed me over the counter and went into my coffee so yes, you get to remake it because I'm not drinking a 4$ drink with god damn dish water in it.

Barnes & Nobles, why is your manga selection down to 2 shelves and your new age/eastern religion section equally small yet you have a Twilight section bigger than both of those combined. This is why I shop Borders

Giant Eagle workers, I pity you. New Years Eve + massive snowstorm meant every human in the world was in you at one time.

ETA - Screw you too Panera bread. The bagels you boxed up so nicely for me were BURNT.

Also Dad you need to be more specific when you send me for things. You said get wild bird seed. I saw it and got you two bags. don't whine, you now have 80 pounds of seed. Be happy I lugged it around

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