SPIDERS!

[cornerofmadness]

The secretary finds me. - R wants to see you in lab. Do you have a sponge?

Me - why would I have a sponge. (Goes to see what R wants. R.'s another biology prof)

R - (after I get into the lab) LOOKEE! I just got it. (points to fat-assed tarantula in a cage). Got a sponge?

Me - why

R - want to give the spider a drink. Got a sponge?

Me - no and if I did, you wouldn't get it. Want spider dead.

R - aww but it's pretty. How good are you at sexing spiders?

me - On the bottom of my shoes and flat, they all look pretty much the same.

R-(shining light on the thing's abdomen) What do you think? Male or female.

me- it's furry.

Spider leaps on the wall of the cage.

R- wow didn't know it could hold onto plastic like that

Me - the evil Mr. Fang could, that's the spider I used to babysit in college

R - I need to find her some crickets

Me - i'll look in my garden. whatever I find you can have for her.

R - I think I'll name her Tiffany