here we go again
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cornerofmadnessTonight's elaborate half a pee dream/ half my brain on crack.
Mom was visiting. I was trying to drive her somewhere in a city that looked hilly and ocean side (no clue). I had to park the car but there was nowhere to park it without hitting something. She was yelling at me for something that wasn't even clear in the dream. I finally ram the car into a spot and say we're going inside that building because my favorite Korean restaurant/Asian supermarket was inside. Mom doesn't want to go. She wants to go back to some other place. I offer to drive her there since it's not the safest neighborhood. She refuses and walks off.
I go inside the building and I'm handed several objects, like origami flowers and peacock feathers and pointed at a picture. I'm told I have to solve the puzzle in order to leave. I get two pieces into the picture which absorbs them Harry Potter magic style. But I look and at the end of the hall with these pictures is a beautiful picture of a young maharaja with peacocks around him on this royal blue background. I take the remaining pieces down there and it accepts them.
The scene shifts and I'm now at this zoo/aquarium with my brother. It's the most irresponsible zoo design ever. You can interact with almost all the animals in these unguarded, unmonitered boltholes. John and I go into the aquarium. I just want to find a bathroom. He wants to go to the giant squid smackdown but that's extra money. I tellhim to go ahead, I'll join him after I find a bathroom. In the process of this I see a Killer Whalle pop up a bolt house and bite someone. Then a giant squid slithers out a hole and there is no staff around.
By the time I find someone they're emptying out the stomach of an octopus that's eaten two whole deer. everyone is shocked but they keep saying he'llbe all right once they empty him out.I'm stunned by this but I can't look away. I no longer even have bathroom and escaped squid on my mind. They pull packed food out of its tentacles like this is a cartoon. Finally I tell them about the squid and go on my bathroom search but various poisonous water creatures are in my way.
I give up and go to find John. A blue whale pops up a hole and tries to lick me. Then I'm outside. I couldn't find John or a toilet but I see these fluffy orange spotted big cat kittens jumping about with a blond trainer. I go down to see what they are and she offers me a chance to hold the cheetah cubs if I can catch them. But suddenly I'm walking my aunt's dog and only have one hand free so she tries to help me because the dog is so badly trained I'm getting yanked by the leash.
But it's not my aunt's actual JRT, no I'm walking a St. Bernard. He's too fascinated by something across the street and the trainer tells me 'oh that idiot, he caught his restaurant on fire last week.' sure enough the back half of the building is blackened and missing but he's still inside cooking. Then something yanks my leash backwards into a tar pit and there's a tapier in there and the trainer tells me he likes to play.
Then I wake up. I never a) found the bathroom (but boy did I need it) b) find my brother c) see the giant squid battle royale d) hold a cheeth cub.
There are days where I sit and wonder just where in the hell my brain gets this stuff and this one was so real, sights, smells, color
Mom was visiting. I was trying to drive her somewhere in a city that looked hilly and ocean side (no clue). I had to park the car but there was nowhere to park it without hitting something. She was yelling at me for something that wasn't even clear in the dream. I finally ram the car into a spot and say we're going inside that building because my favorite Korean restaurant/Asian supermarket was inside. Mom doesn't want to go. She wants to go back to some other place. I offer to drive her there since it's not the safest neighborhood. She refuses and walks off.
I go inside the building and I'm handed several objects, like origami flowers and peacock feathers and pointed at a picture. I'm told I have to solve the puzzle in order to leave. I get two pieces into the picture which absorbs them Harry Potter magic style. But I look and at the end of the hall with these pictures is a beautiful picture of a young maharaja with peacocks around him on this royal blue background. I take the remaining pieces down there and it accepts them.
The scene shifts and I'm now at this zoo/aquarium with my brother. It's the most irresponsible zoo design ever. You can interact with almost all the animals in these unguarded, unmonitered boltholes. John and I go into the aquarium. I just want to find a bathroom. He wants to go to the giant squid smackdown but that's extra money. I tellhim to go ahead, I'll join him after I find a bathroom. In the process of this I see a Killer Whalle pop up a bolt house and bite someone. Then a giant squid slithers out a hole and there is no staff around.
By the time I find someone they're emptying out the stomach of an octopus that's eaten two whole deer. everyone is shocked but they keep saying he'llbe all right once they empty him out.I'm stunned by this but I can't look away. I no longer even have bathroom and escaped squid on my mind. They pull packed food out of its tentacles like this is a cartoon. Finally I tell them about the squid and go on my bathroom search but various poisonous water creatures are in my way.
I give up and go to find John. A blue whale pops up a hole and tries to lick me. Then I'm outside. I couldn't find John or a toilet but I see these fluffy orange spotted big cat kittens jumping about with a blond trainer. I go down to see what they are and she offers me a chance to hold the cheetah cubs if I can catch them. But suddenly I'm walking my aunt's dog and only have one hand free so she tries to help me because the dog is so badly trained I'm getting yanked by the leash.
But it's not my aunt's actual JRT, no I'm walking a St. Bernard. He's too fascinated by something across the street and the trainer tells me 'oh that idiot, he caught his restaurant on fire last week.' sure enough the back half of the building is blackened and missing but he's still inside cooking. Then something yanks my leash backwards into a tar pit and there's a tapier in there and the trainer tells me he likes to play.
Then I wake up. I never a) found the bathroom (but boy did I need it) b) find my brother c) see the giant squid battle royale d) hold a cheeth cub.
There are days where I sit and wonder just where in the hell my brain gets this stuff and this one was so real, sights, smells, color
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Date: 2010-07-29 02:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-29 02:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-30 12:31 am (UTC)The rest of it is making me giggle. Getting licked by a whale. Heee.
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Date: 2010-07-30 01:05 am (UTC)It was a whacky dream
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Date: 2010-07-30 01:59 am (UTC)