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cornerofmadnessDear Tully and Carantoc,
You are NOT auditioning for the next season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy so please just give Makai a shirt and leave his hair alone. He does not require a make over. He's hopeless. He's scrawny with bad hair. You're slowing down the action. An assassin wants to murder all three of you and he can't do it if you're busy dragging out every item of clothing in Tully's wardrobe to find just the right thing for Makai.
Dear Carantoc - I know you are homosexual. Could you please act less like Jai. You're supposed to be a warlord prince. So far you've done nothing but cut hair and coddle your apprentice. Would you please do something nasty and worthy of your reputation as one of the best swordsmen in the land.
Dear Tully - I know you'll sleep with anything still alive, male or female and probably several things that aren't alive. Get over yourself. You are not Kyan in spite of trying to control the hair styles of everyone in a 100 mile radius of the castle. You're one of the most feared men in the world so why are you spending all your time corrupting Makai. Don't make me send Trevhan down there to kick your ass.
Dear Makai - NO ONE wants to read 50,000 words of you whining. Shut it. No wonder you can't get laid.
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Why am I not surprised? Personally I think Jai's adorable...and is it me or is it odd that mostly women will be taking this poll?
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You are NOT auditioning for the next season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy so please just give Makai a shirt and leave his hair alone. He does not require a make over. He's hopeless. He's scrawny with bad hair. You're slowing down the action. An assassin wants to murder all three of you and he can't do it if you're busy dragging out every item of clothing in Tully's wardrobe to find just the right thing for Makai.
Dear Carantoc - I know you are homosexual. Could you please act less like Jai. You're supposed to be a warlord prince. So far you've done nothing but cut hair and coddle your apprentice. Would you please do something nasty and worthy of your reputation as one of the best swordsmen in the land.
Dear Tully - I know you'll sleep with anything still alive, male or female and probably several things that aren't alive. Get over yourself. You are not Kyan in spite of trying to control the hair styles of everyone in a 100 mile radius of the castle. You're one of the most feared men in the world so why are you spending all your time corrupting Makai. Don't make me send Trevhan down there to kick your ass.
Dear Makai - NO ONE wants to read 50,000 words of you whining. Shut it. No wonder you can't get laid.
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Which Member from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is your type?
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Why am I not surprised? Personally I think Jai's adorable...and is it me or is it odd that mostly women will be taking this poll?
snagged from Natgel...hey I'm so the person you want in a Zombie flick unless of course you're Goddess Blue
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