How to know that you've lost control of your class.

[cornerofmadness]

1. I talk about body parts for a living

2. My mouth is cavernous with plenty of room for feet.

We're on lymphatics and I was talking about tissue engineering and growing new ears for people on the back of mice.

Male student - hmm, Bobbit could have used that.

Me - we're not growing penises

Male student - maybe we should

Older female student - wouldn't you need a rat instead of a mouse (senses doom right about here)

Male student - damn right.

Me (and here all control is lost) - Don't encourage him, they'll all want to reorder their parts to new size specifications (stops to oogle WTF just came out of my mouth)

Male student (and many others) lose it

Older female student - In that case you'll see elephants roaming around the lab.

Class over.


I've put in my application for the fellowship. Now I wait to see if i go to Wales. Mom looked up hotels (apparently spending my money for me). Near the college they are cheap but apparently the Isle of Anglesey is paved with gold. Most of the rooms were over 400 pounds a night.


I was irritated this monday when 101.5 Bob FM was changed, without warning, to a country station. Bob is good (granted a soulless computer generated radio station), mix of 70's - today. I already HAVE two country stations. I didn't really need a third. Yesterday I was leaving the parking lot and saw this gaily painted truck. I went closer and it was a promo truck for a gallipolis mix station so now I'm happy again.

The pain is better today but still not sleeping. luckily i can function on less than 5 hours pretty well. My right arm was good but the flexor carpi radialis is throbbing like a toothache now so using the pinkie side of my hand is unexpectedly ouchy

how to steal like an artist very good 'talk' for the writers/artists on my list





just another view

Comments

[leni-ba.livejournal.com]

Go, Wales, GO!

But Macchu Picchu would be WAY cooler...



O_o You said... what? In class? For real?

*hugs*

You're the most amazing teacher ever. I want to be you when I grow up - sans the penis-ridden rats. Or the bickering class.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yay Wales

no argument. Macchu Picchu would be cool. I'll end up with leishmania or somethign but still

Yep, me and my b ig mouth.

hahah there you go. Or you could come take one of my classes

[leni-ba.livejournal.com]

Or you could come take one of my classes

I wish... Thought of making a video? (kidding!)

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

You can learn nearly anything online now! I was reading an article on it and am thinking about taking some free classes.

So, CoM, DO ONLINE CLASSES, SO WE CAN WATCH/LEARN.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you can. but online classes don't have the same pizzazz unless i were to record one of my in-class classes and put it up for the online

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Well, that is what I was hoping for.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you remember my online classes. over priced and dull

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

The article I was reading had free classes. :D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ah so not for credit,

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

No, sadly.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i have actually (seriously)

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

*ROTFLMAO* I used to adore it, back when I was training to be a Paramedic, when somehow one poor innocent professor or another would lose control of our classes. Trust me hon...what you went through was mild compared to the stuff we could come up with. Penis size debate would have just been the start of the revelry. *giggling*

I think it would be a blast to sit in on a few of your classes.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh the classes will get worse but i didn't think immunity would go sideways

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

*wicked grin*

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

How to steal like an artist was a great read.

Your class must have been rolling.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it is a great read

they were. I was sure the male student was going to choke to death laughing

[enemytosleep]

The growing penises on the backs of mice was a South Park episode. XD Mr. Garreson had a sex change to become a straight woman, but then later decides he needs to reverse it because he's a gay male ... so they regrew his penis. The mouse escaped the lab. This is what I'm giggling about now. I'm sure your class was just as entertaining.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha you're the second person to say this. I'll have to go find this.

it was hysterical

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Oooo, that's such a nice bridge.

Your students and you sound like a riot. Lucky you. That'll be the class they remember.

AIEE to yet another country station. Must finish that fantrack I'm working on. Is it wrong to include songs from a children's television series in a shippy fantrack?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that bridge had its own festival when i was growng up.

this class is hysterical

yes yes it's wrong

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I'd be scrambling for every CD I had.

[bay115.livejournal.com]

Your classes sound fun. That's all I'm going to say, haha.

And I love the how to steal like an artist article. For my stories I tend to get ideas from other stories and such and in the end I would be like, "wow, how did I manage to create that," after the story is completed.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahah thanks

It's a good article. I watch endless forensic shows just to get ideas

[seatbeltdrivein.livejournal.com]

Your classes sound fun! Good luck with Wales.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks and yes they can be

[silvrethorn.livejournal.com]

400 pounds a night??? Since when is Anglesey a frickin' resort island? I thought that kind of gouging only went on in the Lake District during the summer holidays.

Elephants... Oh, dear.

Our classical music station got changed to a country station. Like you--as if we didn't have twenty country stations here already. The best station is the alt-rock one out of Jacksonville that I almost but don't quite get. Sigh.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that's what i want to know. Mom, reset your search engine please.

elephants...

lovely

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Sorry about the yucky shoulder.

Most conversations about penises seem to be funny.

Great article! Thanks for sharing.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks

they usually are. Poor men, they want us to take it all so serious but it usually degenerates into giggles

no problem

[salomesensei.livejournal.com]

I absolutely adore the teaching story. You're wonderful.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

haha thanks