shag marry cliff meme

[cornerofmadness]

So i can post SOMETHING fun finally

The rules, if anyone else wants to play:
1) Comment to this and (if you want) I will give you 3 (fictional) people.
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures/text descriptions and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push off a) cliff.


seatbeltdrivein gave me Kimbley, Hohenheim & Roy because she wants to make me nuts apparently.


Shag -



I might make him shave but Hoho is pretty damn shaggable. I'd hate to see the kids with our combined tempers. When you get right down to it, Hoho is handsome. Yes, he was cuter when he was younger but over all, deadbeat angsty dad aside, he is a sweet and caring guy. AND he's been alive for centuries. That is centuries of sexual knowledge. I'm keeping him locked in the bedroom thx.


Marry -



and if you need more convincing



seriously does anyone know who drew this so I can give credit and link it to the stories it inspired?

Roy is totally marriable. He's smart and gorgeous and just plain smoking hot. State Alchemist have great pay checks (no matter what Roy says). I would love waking up next to this every day (as if you couldn't tell from the stories). He might get melancholic but that's all right. I'm all about some booze and some sex to make him happy again

Cliff -



I'm sorry, Zolf. You're sexy and smart just like the other two alchemist but we're both evil and only one evil can be here. I couldn't trust you not to kill me. Don't worry you'll be kept in the closet awhile for shagging purposes b efore I toss you

I was also watching world's dummiest partiers (because i had to feel smarter than someone while looking at my tests). Apparently they party hardy in England. We had one crew of idiots squirting wasabi paste in their eyes to see what would happen and another hit himself in the head 3 times with a beer bottle to break it. failing that he passed it on to someone else....

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Me! Me me me!

And dying over the partiers.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I know right? It's on tru tv often. All the comedic hosts are B rate celebs (all of whom havebeen in jail for the most part, Todd Bridges, Lief Garret, Danny Bonnadeuce, Tonya Harding...)


Okay let's see, Maes, Angel, Sam Axe

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Bwhahahaha, Lief Garret....

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Here you are. (http://evil-little-dog.livejournal.com/606057.html)

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

squirting wasabi paste in their eyes to see what would happen

Eeeeaahhhhgh! Doesn't that stuff double as a self-defense weapon?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I'm quite sure it does

[seatbeltdrivein.livejournal.com]

Haha, like I need to make you nuts!

I would have picked the exact same choices. Sorry Kimbly! And I find older Hoho much more attractive than younger. Centuries of sexual knowledge indeed. Trisha may have had a short time with him, but damn if it wasn't good!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

HEY!

Yeah poor Kimbley.

I do not like beards. I more into the androgynous looking dudes.

oh yes Trisha had it good

did you want another three

[seatbeltdrivein.livejournal.com]

XD

Sure, why not? Hit me with another three!

[floranna.livejournal.com]

Me me!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Zuko, Roy Mustang, Ichigo

[bay115.livejournal.com]

My decisions for those three would be the same as yours, haha. And oh my at the second Roy pic. DAT ASS *_*

You don't have to give me three characters as I still need to answer seatbeltdrivein's three characters, unless you want to give me different ones. :P seatbeltdrivein gave me Roy, Al, and Hughes, just so you know.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha everyone loves that ass.

Does Seatbelt hate you? I would have to have a group marriage.

if you want another three how about, Ling, Train Heartnet and Ned Flanders (yes I was poking around your profile)

[bay115.livejournal.com]

I think seatbelt hates me, yeah. XD; I mentioned how I would marry all three if I could, LOL.

And oh, cool! Yeah, I'll do those three also when I get the chance. I'm fine with you poking around my profile, haha.

Hats....

[ookamikagakusha.livejournal.com]

Or pants off to these sexy men! I have always had an affinity for blondes...But that pic of Roy is...well, no words can discribe the sexyness there!

Re: Hats....

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

And I, on the other hand, have an affinity for dark hair but I'm still not passing up on hoho.

Roy just knows he's sexy

btw did you want to play

Re: Hats....

[ookamikagakusha.livejournal.com]

Refresh my memory? Play what? Or you are being sly perhaps? ^_^ I would love to play! I ahve some time on my hands now!

[a-big-apple.livejournal.com]

I concur on all counts. XD And I still don't know who did that art, but I really want to so I can marry whoever it is. Also, wow the partiers. Perhaps bob fish will have an explanation.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

tell me about or i want her to do book covers for me.

Those are some super special Brits that's for sure.

did you want to play?

[goodbyemagpie.livejournal.com]

Me! Oooh, ooh, pick me 8D.

_{That picture of Roy in the pants and handcuffs made my day. I'll be in my bunk...}

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

sure, let's see, Kain, Havoc and Roy

I wanna Play!!!

[ookamikagakusha.livejournal.com]

Oh can I?

Re: I wanna Play!!!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

sure

let's see Kaname, Maes, Edward

[ishte.livejournal.com]

K... I'll totally bite on this one... just out of curiosity who you'll assign to me.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

okay, let's see

Al, Ling, Armstrong