shag marry cliff meme

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So i can post SOMETHING fun finally

The rules, if anyone else wants to play:
1) Comment to this and (if you want) I will give you 3 (fictional) people.
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures/text descriptions and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push off a) cliff.


seatbeltdrivein gave me Kimbley, Hohenheim & Roy because she wants to make me nuts apparently.


Shag -



I might make him shave but Hoho is pretty damn shaggable. I'd hate to see the kids with our combined tempers. When you get right down to it, Hoho is handsome. Yes, he was cuter when he was younger but over all, deadbeat angsty dad aside, he is a sweet and caring guy. AND he's been alive for centuries. That is centuries of sexual knowledge. I'm keeping him locked in the bedroom thx.


Marry -



and if you need more convincing



seriously does anyone know who drew this so I can give credit and link it to the stories it inspired?

Roy is totally marriable. He's smart and gorgeous and just plain smoking hot. State Alchemist have great pay checks (no matter what Roy says). I would love waking up next to this every day (as if you couldn't tell from the stories). He might get melancholic but that's all right. I'm all about some booze and some sex to make him happy again

Cliff -



I'm sorry, Zolf. You're sexy and smart just like the other two alchemist but we're both evil and only one evil can be here. I couldn't trust you not to kill me. Don't worry you'll be kept in the closet awhile for shagging purposes b efore I toss you

I was also watching world's dummiest partiers (because i had to feel smarter than someone while looking at my tests). Apparently they party hardy in England. We had one crew of idiots squirting wasabi paste in their eyes to see what would happen and another hit himself in the head 3 times with a beer bottle to break it. failing that he passed it on to someone else....

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