Ficlet - Odd Couple
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cornerofmadnessTitle Odd Couple
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Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist
Disclaimer Arakawa owns all
Rating PG - 13
Characters/Pairing Roy/Maes
Timeline/Spoilers Academy days
Warning none really
Summary Roy is very mad at Maes
Author’s Note this was written forgoodbyemagpie for the one word prompt of ‘mad’. Okay so I was wrong. I hadn't posted the longer version....
“I am so mad at you!” Roy slammed the dorm room door shut.
Maes shot him a clueless look. “What? This isn't about quiche again is it?”
“What? No, that was six months ago. You threw out the tea of life!” Roy pointed to the glass jar on his desk, which had been cleaned and dried.
“You're a slob. I was cleaning up.” Maes shrugged. “That tea was gross. It had thick stuff floating in it.” His nose wrinkled. “It wasn't an alchemy experiment, was it? You should mark that stuff if it was.”
“How about you ask me before you go all Mom on the room?” Roy tossed himself on the bed. “I was everywhere looking for you so I could yell.”
“You knew I'd be back eventually. Didn’t want to see that gross tea on the desk any more.”
“That tea was supposed to have stuff in it. That's a mix of bacteria and yeast. It ferments the tea of life for you.”
Maes glanced over at that jar. “You were brewing alcohol? That's illegal.
“No, tea of life is...well, it has some alcohol but it's medicinal tea and now it's nothing since you whipped out the Mother. So I'm mad at you.”
“You'll get over it. Next time try telling me that it wasn't just moldy tea you forgot to drink.”
“I'm not getting over it. I'll have to find time to go to Little Xing to replace the Mother and when do you think that’ll happen? I'm not even looking at you.”
“You'll forgive me or I won't give you what you want.”
“You have nothing I want.”
Maes cocked up an eyebrow. “Oh really? How about this?” He blew Roy a kiss.
Roy waved him off. “If you're going to withhold sex, you'll cave long before me.”
“We'll see.”
Maes promptly lifted up his shirt, rubbing his belly. Roy decided now was the time to make good his promise not to look at him. There was no way he was going to cave first. He was in the right. He was angry. He wasn't this easy, was he?
Author-
cornerofmadnessFandom Fullmetal Alchemist
Disclaimer Arakawa owns all
Rating PG - 13
Characters/Pairing Roy/Maes
Timeline/Spoilers Academy days
Warning none really
Summary Roy is very mad at Maes
Author’s Note this was written for
goodbyemagpie for the one word prompt of ‘mad’. Okay so I was wrong. I hadn't posted the longer version....“I am so mad at you!” Roy slammed the dorm room door shut.
Maes shot him a clueless look. “What? This isn't about quiche again is it?”
“What? No, that was six months ago. You threw out the tea of life!” Roy pointed to the glass jar on his desk, which had been cleaned and dried.
“You're a slob. I was cleaning up.” Maes shrugged. “That tea was gross. It had thick stuff floating in it.” His nose wrinkled. “It wasn't an alchemy experiment, was it? You should mark that stuff if it was.”
“How about you ask me before you go all Mom on the room?” Roy tossed himself on the bed. “I was everywhere looking for you so I could yell.”
“You knew I'd be back eventually. Didn’t want to see that gross tea on the desk any more.”
“That tea was supposed to have stuff in it. That's a mix of bacteria and yeast. It ferments the tea of life for you.”
Maes glanced over at that jar. “You were brewing alcohol? That's illegal.
“No, tea of life is...well, it has some alcohol but it's medicinal tea and now it's nothing since you whipped out the Mother. So I'm mad at you.”
“You'll get over it. Next time try telling me that it wasn't just moldy tea you forgot to drink.”
“I'm not getting over it. I'll have to find time to go to Little Xing to replace the Mother and when do you think that’ll happen? I'm not even looking at you.”
“You'll forgive me or I won't give you what you want.”
“You have nothing I want.”
Maes cocked up an eyebrow. “Oh really? How about this?” He blew Roy a kiss.
Roy waved him off. “If you're going to withhold sex, you'll cave long before me.”
“We'll see.”
Maes promptly lifted up his shirt, rubbing his belly. Roy decided now was the time to make good his promise not to look at him. There was no way he was going to cave first. He was in the right. He was angry. He wasn't this easy, was he?
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