they vex me, they do

[cornerofmadness]

Roy: his only mission is to sit on my coffee table today. ROy never usually does this. NO ONE is allowed on tables. He knew I was on the phone with mom and every time I looked away there he was on the table

Soul: I'm in the litter stalking invisibles but I still plan to poop on the rug.

Kanda: I see you in the shower. I see you trying to get out. I will put my body directly in your way several times just to see what happens.

Just as I contemplate a life without cats, I hear the neighbor kids shrieking. Yeah, cats ain't so bad.

I got my novella out the door and I changed the name. I decided the first name was a little too on point. I changed it to The Darkest Midnight in December.

My therapist sent all day today just functioning as a massage therapist trying to make the knots in my subscapularis, teres minor, trapezius and deltoid let go. We didn't get them all. I am in so much freaking pain. I'm also very tired as the road noise was bad and I had to finally give in and shut the windows. WAAH.

I have this tomato that looks pretty. It's green and leafy. It has a massive stout stalk. It's totally barren. Should have known better than to buy a tomato called Bradley.