I'm the only sane person she's talked to all day

[cornerofmadness]

Mom is remembering why i hate family vacations. My aunt can be a pain in the ass. Then that makes my dad be an even bigger pain in the ass. I'd have dropped them all off the side of the boat into the fucking ocean by now. And the funny thing was mom never swears but they had her dropping F bombs. hysterical because I can just see her blushing.

As for MY day, after my first class, I realize there is a split in the seam of my pants. Uber special. I have no time to go home and change. I have a meeting after work. WHEE. Well you can't really tell it's split when I'm standing so I'm okay. I have NO idea how it split. I bought these when I just started losing weight, they're not even a year old. They are not tight. In fact I can barely keep them up. It's like did you lose a fight with the wash machine agitator? I went to the meeting and when i got home I found there were TWO splits in my trousers. I hope everyone enjoyed my underpants.

I'm really hoping a few more of you will pop over and read/comment on my Rule of three story. There will be four such 600 word and under installments and I'd appreciate feedback. Thanks to evil_little_dog & wildrider for stopping by.

Hey does anyone know does LJ offer a subscription by email service (apparently wordpress and blogspot do). If so how do you do it?

I have royally screwed myself. I have no idea how I'll double my word count on my big bang by the end of the month. I guess I thought I had more time than that or needed less words or something. I have THREE more challenge stories to do not to mention I want to do drabbles for lots of people on fmagiftexchange. SIgh. this blows. Let's not even get into my failure at the charity stories. I'm not going to have a moment to do a damn bit of nano prep. sigh.

Dear Cats

While I appreciate the fact you are displaying teamwork and intelligence by hunting me in a pack, driving me between you, I AM NOT A WATER BUFFALO!

Comments

[caffeinified.livejournal.com]

Family vacations... also so fun in theory and then... not so much.

Oh man, I hate it when there's a wardrobe malfunction and you can't take the time to change. Are they seams that are easy to stitch up?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah definitely

yes it's an easy fix but geez

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you're not a water buffalo? The cats seem to think....

Oops to the splits. OOPS.

Tell your mom I feel her pain. A Lot.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

they sure do

big oops

she has all teh ocean in the world and you had all the woods. should have used them

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I considered the woods, or pushing them off of the sky lift....

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

and then suing the sky lift for safty violations

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes! What a lovely idea.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

this is what comes of writing murdery mysteries

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Well, yes.

[bay115.livejournal.com]

Ouch over the splits. That happened to me one or two times before, so I know how that feels. x_x

Sorry to hear you're unsure how to double your word count by the end of the month. I'm sure you'll be able to figure that out soon, though. And oi, reminds me I still have my prompt meme stories, help_japan (though I plan to start writing it for NaNo along with my Big Bang), and my second slashfest fic to write, bleh.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

annoying

Yes I can buy that time turner from think geek and pray it works. that might help me.

good luck with yours. I only do original fic for nano so it's not going to help me I'm afraid

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, the wardrobe malfunction. How it does irk.

Cats. Hee.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

seriously it's like how did i split this seam in 2 places. did my pants go somewhere exciting without me

cats may die

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

I've found a lot lately that clothes just aren't as well-made as they used to be -- I've had shirts and pants seams simply UNRAVEL on me...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that's what this did. and it wasn't cheap. It's easy to fix but still

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm talking things that weren't cheap. Just cheaply made.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I figured. Lane Bryant is the worst. I've pretty much stopped buying their stuff, pants especially. If they dont' blow apart in the wash they fade

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

What's worse is when it is obvious and no one has told you.

Are they herding you to their food dish?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah that is bad. this at least you couldn't see

no trying to bring me down on the futon. presumably to eat me

[sp23.livejournal.com]

I hope everyone enjoyed my underpants.

Just be glad you didn't go commando. LOL

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah that thought crossed my mind

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

"I hope everyone enjoyed my underpants."
Thanks. Very nice. I'll raise you, however. My phlebotomist went to the ER to draw a patient... who promptly puked on her brand new shoes.

Hm. I didn't think cats were pack animals. Cute, disturbing, but cute.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah that'll happen when you have to touch patients. pee, poop, puke, it all happens.

maybe I should call it a pride