cornerofmadness

Mom is remembering why i hate family vacations. My aunt can be a pain in the ass. Then that makes my dad be an even bigger pain in the ass. I'd have dropped them all off the side of the boat into the fucking ocean by now. And the funny thing was mom never swears but they had her dropping F bombs. hysterical because I can just see her blushing.

As for MY day, after my first class, I realize there is a split in the seam of my pants. Uber special. I have no time to go home and change. I have a meeting after work. WHEE. Well you can't really tell it's split when I'm standing so I'm okay. I have NO idea how it split. I bought these when I just started losing weight, they're not even a year old. They are not tight. In fact I can barely keep them up. It's like did you lose a fight with the wash machine agitator? I went to the meeting and when i got home I found there were TWO splits in my trousers. I hope everyone enjoyed my underpants.

I'm really hoping a few more of you will pop over and read/comment on my Rule of three story. There will be four such 600 word and under installments and I'd appreciate feedback. Thanks to

evil_little_dog &

wildrider for stopping by.

Hey does anyone know does LJ offer a subscription by email service (apparently wordpress and blogspot do). If so how do you do it?

I have royally screwed myself. I have no idea how I'll double my word count on my big bang by the end of the month. I guess I thought I had more time than that or needed less words or something. I have THREE more challenge stories to do not to mention I want to do drabbles for lots of people on

fmagiftexchange. SIgh. this blows. Let's not even get into my failure at the charity stories. I'm not going to have a moment to do a damn bit of nano prep. sigh.

Dear Cats

While I appreciate the fact you are displaying teamwork and intelligence by hunting me in a pack, driving me between you, I AM NOT A WATER BUFFALO!