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cornerofmadnessThey're one of the smallest seeds in the plant world but one bit and it's all celery all the time. I'm contemplating that as I drink my post grading bloody mary. I am furious with these students
Mom- you always say that
Me - this final I got lazy, 40 of the 70 questions were word for word from their homework assignment.
Mom - Oh...
Me- and look at this one from yesterday's tests. This clinical condition is characterized by having both ovaries and testicles. What is that Mom
Mom - herma...you know that greek god one.
Me - she answered FEMALE.
Mom - did you ask her where her testicles were
Me - I should. And she's praticing. I KNOW which hospital she works at.
Mom - don't go there.
Me - I should stop putting vodka in sauces and just drink it.
Mom - you should.
And so I am.
We did have our holiday party today. I missed 90% of it since I had a final but at least I got to hang out a little and talked to some students I don't even know. I will say I am more than a little annoyed that the solitary vegetarian was whining about meat when at least four of us made strictly veggie dishs just for her.
My cats did amuse me today. Well last night, Soul was slapping water in the tub and nearly fell in (the drain needs unclogged so it's taking forever to drain). I get out, I hear scrabbling nails then SPLASH. He just sat there stunned then the flailing began.
This morning he and Kanda were taking turns coiling into springs then leaping to see who could get the highest on the wall. This was not my favorite game. And I have long been wondering why my broom is falling apart. I never see it happen when i sweep up litter but Soul keeps getting strands which he LOVES to attack all over the house. Well I caught him at it tonight. He's PULLING them out of the broom on his own, brat.
Mom- you always say that
Me - this final I got lazy, 40 of the 70 questions were word for word from their homework assignment.
Mom - Oh...
Me- and look at this one from yesterday's tests. This clinical condition is characterized by having both ovaries and testicles. What is that Mom
Mom - herma...you know that greek god one.
Me - she answered FEMALE.
Mom - did you ask her where her testicles were
Me - I should. And she's praticing. I KNOW which hospital she works at.
Mom - don't go there.
Me - I should stop putting vodka in sauces and just drink it.
Mom - you should.
And so I am.
We did have our holiday party today. I missed 90% of it since I had a final but at least I got to hang out a little and talked to some students I don't even know. I will say I am more than a little annoyed that the solitary vegetarian was whining about meat when at least four of us made strictly veggie dishs just for her.
My cats did amuse me today. Well last night, Soul was slapping water in the tub and nearly fell in (the drain needs unclogged so it's taking forever to drain). I get out, I hear scrabbling nails then SPLASH. He just sat there stunned then the flailing began.
This morning he and Kanda were taking turns coiling into springs then leaping to see who could get the highest on the wall. This was not my favorite game. And I have long been wondering why my broom is falling apart. I never see it happen when i sweep up litter but Soul keeps getting strands which he LOVES to attack all over the house. Well I caught him at it tonight. He's PULLING them out of the broom on his own, brat.
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Date: 2011-12-08 05:01 am (UTC)I still don't want one. *hugs eld*
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Date: 2011-12-08 05:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-08 02:22 pm (UTC)And I'm not so sure yours are all that bright, either. :D
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Date: 2011-12-09 03:32 am (UTC)Soul is well he's SOul
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Date: 2011-12-09 04:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-09 04:59 pm (UTC)no subject
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