my day didn't get any less weird

[cornerofmadness]

Or busy.

But I bet no one can beat the weird ass way I hurt myself today.



So I had to pee today, sat down and somehow nearly fell off the toilet. The seat flipped up just enough to come down and pinch the shit out of my inner thigh. Then I realized it had cut me. I'm like not in a million years could I do this again.

Only I did about 3 hours later....

Mom, taking pity on my perpetual single state got me a HUGE box of tea including Love Petals the ripe for romance is the first I tried and so yummy (chocolate/raspberry), and the top row and second row right of the masters masters

Roy turned into a kitten and capered around the house all night then while I was talking to mom leaned over the couch and licked my cheek.

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Ahahaahahahahaha to your toilet misadventure.

Mom gave me cupcakes. Not quite as good as tea, they don't last as long.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

so freaking dumb

and more sugary but still yummy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

And you did it twice?

Yes. Very yummy.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it was not a good day yesterday

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

That kinda almost goes without saying.

[havocmangawip.livejournal.com]

A toilet in the Grand Union in Plattsburgh did that to me. I didn't get cut, but BRUISED/PINCHED/MARKED. It tried to EAT me!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

there is a blood blister too. You can't trust a toilet apparently

[enemytosleep]

Because I laughed I'm going to hurt myself taking a piss tonight (not on purpose, naturally).

I got Valentine goodies from a dog walker buddy, but because I'm an idiot, I thought they were cookies for the dogs (we have so many of those gourmet dog bakeries around here, and she's given those kinds of things out at the holidays before). So I could have had frosted sugar cookies, but instead the dogs did. Amazingly no one barfed, and my buddy laughed her ass off when I texted her to tell her the dogs loved them (thinking they were dog cookies).

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yep fate will get you back for laughing

and now I'm laughing at you. Poor dogs. WHY are we so high on sugar??

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Don't be too embarrassed. I'm amazed I haven't managed that one yet.

Aw, Roy, what a sweetie!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

give it time

he was sweet last night. wonder what he wanted

[anguisel.livejournal.com]

I think toilet seats should be glue or bolted down into the bowl. They cause way too many odd injuries. I keep waiting for the dog to get her head stuck because she's not smart enough to realize she can just pull her head out.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

seriously in a ladies room do we need a movable seat?

poor pup

[anguisel.livejournal.com]

Definitely not but they had to add them so us ladies would have more surface area to clean. It's a cleaning product conspiracy.

She's...special. It doesn't matter how many times that you point out that no one is behind the shower curtain, she'll still flip it to the side and look. I'm waiting for the day when someone is behind the curtain. Maybe it's time I pull the Indiana Jones cardboard cutout for some fun.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that is a totally evil thing to do to your dog...you should do it

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

*chuckle* Okay, I should not laugh at the misfortunes of others... normally that's the kind of thing I'd do to myself, though, so... :)

Nice kitty, though. Awww!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it was ridiculously funny though

he was a lovebug which is rare for him

[winters-queen.livejournal.com]

Ooooo, that tea sounds really yummy.

Awww, Roy can be so cute when he's not being a brat. :D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well the first one was. testing another tonight.

He can be. he was being oddly loveable yesterday

[mamculuna.livejournal.com]

Maybe the toilet seat hinge is loose? I almost fell a few times when that happened.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it could be being a public seat with lots of use and what isn't broken at the school

[ital-gal.livejournal.com]

i wanted not to laugh, and mostly did not. poor you.

was working in Morocco once and the toilet seats in the office kept unconnecting at the hinge, so if you weren't paying attention and shifted your weight at all you could slip right off at indelicate moments. Not that it ever happend to me.. *g

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it is sadly laughable

oh geez, i've had that happen too.

Morocco? I am so jealous of all the places you've been