I forgot to post this last night

[cornerofmadness]

A friend on my writers group sent this over. I'm horrified. I'm not sure what scared me more, that this exists or they're making more money than engineers doing it. Dinosaur erotica WTF? No, I'm NOT going to do this but raise your hand, anyone think I'll be making more than my salary writing erotica? I'm not sure how I feel about that at all.

I've already seen a shift in my writing, away from the things I want to write more to things I know damn well I'll get paid for. I don't like this. I'm NOT ashamed of writing erotica but I wanted to do other things but it is so hard to even get the little bit noticed. To the point I have stopped trying. I NEED to stop that but the truth is that I'm not sure I've submitted anything since I left Florida and that will be ten years next summer. I AM ashamed of that. But partly all I had finished was Machiavelli Moon and I know it needs revamped. I just haven't found it in myself how to do it or the will even though it did well in the Amazon Breakthru Novel contest.

Speaking of which, I need to check the rules but I finally have a finished YA that I could submit but I think having the novel coming out with Dreamspinner means I can't submit any more (even though that's a completely different pen name. Figures. Just my luck.

I also need to contact them soon if I don't hear from them because if that novel is due to come out Jan/Feb and I've not done a single edit yet and it usually goes thru 3 edits, just how am I going to do that in the remaining couple of months, especially holiday months. Also they've said yes 4 months ago. I'm getting a little worried.

Regardless this is why it's important to me to alternate non-erotica and erotica every nano. Still, I have NO luck with my non-erotica. Every time I get a story accepted the damn magazine goes under and the one time it didn't, they stiffed me on the payment THEN went under.

Otherwise I did crap today. I slept badly, got groceries and spent too much on Halloween crap at Big Lots's sale then sat on the couch and I swear suddenly it was 5 pm and I had missed all the hours in between.

Just for fun

Watch on YouTube

And seriously Youtube should just not allow comments. Stopping by to tell her she's ugly. Nice.


declutter day 144 item tossed -The foam from a watch box why kept-I must have bought a watch why tossed -I have NO idea why I would have this in a bag somewhere. Did I think I was using it for sending jewelry to someone? NO CLUE

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I saw the dinosaur erotica. I am considering making icons out of the book covers, because they make me laugh so hard.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha it's hysterical. HOW did this become a thing?

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Someone else told me about dino porn just the other day. Interwebs, stop trying to scar me for life, please!

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of salomesensei as I read the article.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

...But it so much fun!

Love,

the Interwebs

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ME TOO

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

The Interwebs refuses.

Seriously there is something just wrong about making this kind of cash on dino porn

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

100% agreed.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I can't hear you.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

We'll just get loooouder!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I'm going to pretend it doesn't exist and that I can't make money that way. I'm pretty sure I can't twist my imagination around this one

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

And kind of wondering, you know....

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha I owe her a review. I SUCK

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

lalalala. My fingers are in my ears. And I'm considering a blindfold.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

You might need one

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

YOU WILL STILL SEE!




I mean, eld is considering making icons!

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Oops.

Well, she can stand next to me with all the reviews you owe me. :D Of course, mine's not actual published work.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna have to spork my eyes out, aren't i.

oh, the horror.

[rahirah]

Rule 34, man.

Though now I am thinking, "His wife? A triceratops."

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I know I know, darn you Rule 34

Snort

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you and me both

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah and it was supposed to be quid pro quo

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm....

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Possibly! *sing song voice*

[rahirah]

What bugs me is that it's inaccurate dino porn! Triceratops were thirty freakin feet long! There were plenty of human-sized dinosaurs, so why not, I dunno, "Psucked Off By Psittacosaurids?"

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that would probably require research

[astridv.livejournal.com]

Just when you think you've seen it all - dinosaurs! lol
At first I thougth those covers were clearly a photoshopped joke but, uh, it seems that is actually a thing?

Fandom kinks look less weird every day.

Youtube comments are a pit. I don't know what it is about the site that brings out the worst in people.

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

it's "Thriller" for celts! =D
and cool song to boot

but what. the. hell. with dino erotica? two words I never thought I would see together... but, when it comes to what turns people on, I just need to stop being surprised. *cut to a man in a new York apt, humping a pair of stilettos*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it is. She's a talented young lady.

I know I know. Like rahirah said, rule 34.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

sadly no it's a real thing

Yep, any crazy fanfic kink I've seen doesn't compare.

It does. it's amazing the amount of hate on that site.

[scribesds.livejournal.com]

It’s a shame when what you want to write, and what people want to buy, doesn’t coincide.

I recently downloaded one your stories off of Amazon. I’m not terribly good at reviews, but would you be interested in hearing my comments on it? I could email or PM if you’d rather?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it is. Well you know the old saying, sex sells.

Sure I would be interested, either way. If you don't have my email (it remains unchanged) PM me

[scribesds.livejournal.com]

I’m pretty sure I’ve got your email somewhere.

I’ll get it sent back to you shortly – or I’ll get wound up in something else and forget!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

no rush at all. I'm just online now working on lectures to torment students with

[scribesds.livejournal.com]

You should have it now. I hope my comments weren’t offensive?

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

I know this was a serious post and I understand your problems, but I'm just tired enough that what jumped out at me was your (I'm SURE) unintentional pun about Machiavelli Moon needing to be (snort) re-vamped.

But good luck with getting the contracts and maybe EVENTUALLY getting paid for writing what you WANT!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

head desk. yes unintentional. gah. And it WAS serious, at least as serious as dino porn can be.

Thank you. I sure hope so. But in all seriousness, I'm debating just how long to wait before emailing the senior editor because are they seriously expecting me to do THREE edits between now and January??

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

haven't seen it yet (had to take break to make dinner and hold the world's biggest baby who is convinced I will never come home even though I always do)

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

:) (Cheer you up some?)

Yikes, that would cut into pretty much all your time between now and then, and with the holidays... :P

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

indeed. thanks

They sent me something tonight telling me I need to tell them where i'll be for the next 12-16 weeks and my edits should be to me on the 4th of next months? UM guys, there are NOT that many weeks between now and when my contract says this book is coming out. So let me guess it's not coming out for Valentine's Day. SIGH.

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

I'm ashamed to say I had to look up "rule 34":
"if it exists, there is porn of it." hehehe

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

there you go