So I've done dick all today

[cornerofmadness]

I came home to get work done. And while I did get the chili made I ended up spending the afternoon looking at Cracked thanks to Rain.

ANd I came home to a plague of Japanese beetles. No lie, there were literal swarms I had to get through. Hundreds were all over the building. I got inside and my walls were seething. My vacuum cleaner hose attachment can't suck worth a damn. So I coated the edges of the front door with another poison to kill us all and they are now all disappeared. Probably under my sheets waiting for me.

I also dyed my hair. two seconds after I'm done I touch my eye and either I had chili oil on my finger or somehow got developer on it but it felt like it melted my contact to my eye. It glommed shut. I managed to flush out whatever it was then had to take out my contacts but that left me with a half hour of what do I do now because I don't want to put the stems of my glasses into the dye. Can I just say there is NOOOO amount of blowing up the words on the screen that will enable me to be able to read them even with my nose nearly touching the screen.

I have never had hair dye smell this bad. It was fine until I tried to wash it out then it was like I had wet dog ass after an episode of diarrhea on my head. It was SO bad and the worst was toweling it dry because now my head is wrapped in with the fumes. Also this turned out darker than imagined. It said light burgundy. It's violet. Hmmmm. Also Kanda did his best to get into the dyed water. Dude, no, just no. Go eat the oily tuna I gave you.

So since I did dick all. Have all the Cracked things I've been reading. Yes they're sick and they're wrong and my sides hurt from laughing.

I know cops shows get picked on for abusing women. I'd buy into that more if I couldn't point RIGHT TO the real cases they come from. Here, I can see two right from this list that were on Criminal Minds (also I think upon reviewing that statement, I watch WAY too many true crime things). 6 real serial killers more terrifying than horror flicks


6 creepiest places

6 creepiest places pt 5

6 least useful superhero powers (come on you know you want to see Robin getting fisted.)


13 scary old timey photos (mostly of the great War and probably totally inappropriate to laugh at)

more scary old timey photos (needs to be seen for the writing device if nothing else)

scary old timey hobbies (where can I get murderer porcelain??)


even MORE scary old timey photos check out the hell-themed restaurant. WTF France? I need to use that. No, really.

There, your evening is wasted for you.

declutter day 160 item tossed -2 cellphone belt carrying cases why kept-I think they came with the phones why tossed -I never use them.

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I had to read about Robin. That second comic made me laugh too hard, I'm afraid.

Try not to dye your eyeball, 'kay?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

turner d. century or Dan Dynomite?

will try

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Dan, Dan, the Dynomite Man made me laugh, too, but I meant the image of Robin ice skating and all the fists around him. With the Japanese black bars in their palms.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh yes that was priceless

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeek beetles! Ouch, dye in the eye! (I hope the contact lens survived.)

Posting more creepy shit. Damn. I am constitutionally unable to resist looking at this stuff.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

those beetles were worst than my horror links

eh if it's not I have to throw it out in 3 days anyhow so all is well

I know. it's impossible to resist.

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

bless your heart for sharing all that is cracked - the superhero one might actually have cracked a rib... F*CK! that's funny - def sharing that one

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you're welcome.

oh no kidding. Robin getting fisted is going to keep me giggling for a long time.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

ick, Japanese beetles. I hate those gross things. I don't get that many, so I just drown them.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I've NEVER seen them like this. You couldn't see through the swarm in some parts