I called my parents

[cornerofmadness]

Dad picked up surprisingly enough (usually he lets me go to voice mail, he must have been bored).

Me - I'm dying. Come get my body.
Dad - you must be dreaming.
Me - At least come get my stuff
Dad - Your landlord can have it
Me - Take Kanda home
Dad - Landlord can have him too

He pawns me off on Mom.
Me - I'm dying. Come get my body.
Mom - No
Me - At least come get my stuff
Mom - All right, I'll have a yard sale.
Me - Take Kanda home
Mom - Give him to your brother. - After several more minutes of conversation- I DO want your couch and the memory foam bed and the computer. I'll have to come for that stuff.

Will someone be sure I'm buried? My parents are utterly unsympathetic to my plight. IN all seriousness I'm SICK. I kept waking up every 40-60 minutes the entire night because I'd stop breathing, thank you entirely plugged sinuses. So if i got three hours sleep I'm lucky. I got some cold remedies AND my damn simply saline. Let me just say this, spraying saline solution into an inflamed and infection sinus (in spite of what it says to do) is akin to running acid into your brain. Instead of running a fever my body did it's let's freeze out the bacteria and dropped to 95 and after I took the sinus meds (with a fever breaker in it) THEN I ran a fever. Eyes body sideways.

Blech.

got a rejection for my Welsh story (You can read more on that at the link) I'm trying to decide what genre to expand it into. Weigh in if you'd like.

I’d go to church just to see this

Comments

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Aw, hugs.

I guess that church was inspired by "Revelations." ;-P

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks

granted I'd probably rather not see the priest naked

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. Thanks anyhow

yeah it would be a strange experience to see him nude

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

Hope you feel better, and I'm giving you virtual hugs from a great distance. Ironically, I also got a rejection when I was at my sickest a couple of weeks ago ... hope it's not connected.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that is an odd coincidence.

Thanks

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

eeek - hope you're better soon!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

LOL I'd got to church to see that too (and laugh like Beavis and Butthead through the whole service, making mystery science theater 3000 remarks as well XD)

I'm sorry you're so sick. I'm sure someone will bury the body lol

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Yeah because it probably would be a bit on the funny side.

or the landlord will at least haul it to the burn pile

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

silvrethorn and I are selling your body to the highest bidder, don't worry about that. And we'll take care of Kanda, and all the stuff your Mom doesn't snatch before we get there. :D

No, no, don't thank me, it's what friends are for.

Do you want your ashes spilled into the Atlantic ocean, or on some hill?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

gee thanks

find me a nice wooded lake (NOT lake erie)

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

And at least we're taking care of you, your parents aren't even doing that. And your cat.

Kentucky Lake it is.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

there is that.

It's not actually in KY is it? I won't rest in KY

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's a really nice part of KY, I'd like to take you and silvrethorn there sometime.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Hmmm well maybe

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Scary fun restaurants? Cabins in the wood? hiking and horse riding?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

some of those have lost appeal

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I suppose so.