So I have these ligature marks around my left wrist

[cornerofmadness]

I got them from carrying something very heavy in a bag and the loops made the bruises. But I need something a lot cooler than that to tell people when they ask. Torrid night of lovemaking? Hmmmm.

Who needs sleep? Not me. I hardly slept at all but I'm in the fibromyalgia phase where sheets hurt. everything hurts.

Dear Idiot in the red Impala who also happens to live at my apt complex. This is the second Monday in a row you have driven that lonely country road at TWENTY miles below speed limit and BRAKED at every oncoming headlight. I don't know how this happened twice but if being on a curvy road SCARES you drive on the damn highway and take the long route.

For that matter when we got to the highway and I pulled out around you, I actually made it home and was unlocking my front door when your lights appeared at the top of the hill and I didn't speed once. It's 60 mph on that road, not whatever new degree of slow you found. Also I took your coveted parking spot and it was the last one that isn't in the back forty. Enjoy, slow-poke and be grateful I can't explode you with the power of my mind or you'd be a smoking heap of metal back in Wellston.

You'll notice I had no writerly ways mostly because I'm struggling to keep my head above water with the deadline for The Prophecy. It have two first readers who are right on top of it but USING the edits while moving forward is killing me. So little time, so much to do.

Hey there is an Easter egg hunt going on. That's the link to it. It's for a boatload of LGBT literature prizes, including my novel. If you want to try to win, head over and see what it's all about.

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[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Oh I speed too (I didn't because of the sheer amount of deer on the main highway) and this guy was just pissing me all the hell off.

Thanks.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

there is always deer here...and right now skunks

[kiramaru7.livejournal.com]

That sounds like my morning commute on most days. I drive in the left lane cuz in about 2 miles, I'll be making a left to go to work, but before I get there, I have to deal with slow pokes turning left into the Korean church, the shopping center (both turn offs), Dunkin Donuts, & the dinner. Mind you they all have a left turning lane, but peeps will drive like 20 in a 40 speed limit to get to those lanes, or occasionally, I'll get stuck behind someone who suddenly finds the accelerator works in the car when I turn off. >.> Makes me wish I had a lazer canon in my car like they do in Harlan Ellison's Dogfight on 101. :D


Sorry, you're not feeling well again. *carefully huggles you*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

SNORT. I remember those days from when I did home health in Columbus. I live in the middle of BFE. You would think I'd have no competition for this road.

Thanks

[kiramaru7.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Why do some peeps drive like they've got nowhere to go & all day to get there? XD

You're welcome! :D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

exactly. Yesterday twice someone pulled out in front of me only to go 10 miles under the limit. GAH

[kiramaru7.livejournal.com]

*face palms* Why do peeps do stupid stuff like that? XD And they wonder why some peeps get road rage. >.>

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I know and then two slow pokes hit each other right in front of me.

[kiramaru7.livejournal.com]

o.0 they did? XD

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

One of them was texting didn't see the red light but since they were going 2 miles an hour no damage done

[kiramaru7.livejournal.com]

Oh man! This idiot girl rear-ended my brother doing that! She damaged his car a bit as well as hers. You'd be surprised how much damage you can do going that slow. I got hit by a guy changing lanes as we came to a stop. nothing on my car, but he broke his headlight & got a ticket for failure to give the right away. ;p

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

been there, done that. Texting and driving makes me homicidal

[kiramaru7.livejournal.com]

I don't blame you.

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing I can't explode vehicles with the power of my mind. There would be tangled wreckage everywhere.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

no kidding

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Like Chriiiiiiiisss used to scream, "GET OFF MY DAMN ROAD."

I yelled that the other day while taking Mom somewhere and she laughed and laughed.

No comment on your bruising.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. Yes exactly that. get off my damn road

it's quite obviously ligature marks too

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Just not gonna go there, CoM.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. Don't forget NCIS is on tonight

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Watching Shield tonight.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ah