my new 70$ curling iron

[cornerofmadness]

So my curling iron broke on the first curl of the day. I tried to plug in the old one I found while cleaning out the hoard but it barely got hot (reminding me of why I replaced it. Why didn't I throw it out, I have no answer). So I headed back to Jackson to the Wal-Mart. I got the curling iron and a med. sized pyrex bowl to heat soup up in at work, the only two things I went there for. That would have been under 20$. Then I found so many things I didn't need but had to have. Okay I needed the new door mat. And I've been looking for wasabi ginger Lays chips since they came out.

And they had MYSTERY flavor peeps. How the hell could I resist that? Peeps with a mystery flavor. Since when do peeps even have a flavor? Isn't is just sugar and marshmallow? The flavor might be sour cherry or mixed berry. You can write in with what you think it is. And then I saw the robin egg easter malt balls. I can't resist those. And who knew Lindt had caramel chocolate truffles? I wasn't even to the car before those were in my mouth. So yeah...70$ curling iron.

And when I got home I found out my new curling iron has a bondage hood. No really.





I'm not entirely sure what I'm meant to do with this other than to keep dust off the iron like I'm going to wait around in the morning til it cools enough to slip this on. I should have suspected something kinky was going on when I found it right next to a curling iron that looks like butt beads. No, really.



You don't believe me? check it out here, NSFW

speaking of NSFW WTF Japan? Seriously! I don't even want to know...or do I? I saw this meme in the comments and had to have it and consider it YOUR warning


Kanda has forgiven me.

And back to editing crap I go.

Comments

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

best post, ever! =D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

glad you enjoyed

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

oh, and I stole the star trek meme

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

feel free I stole it too

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I think I LOVE the Machine Gun Butt. It's hysterical and so very wrong.

You need a keeper to go shopping, obviously. Don't look at me to do it, I'm almost as distracted by shiny things/food as you are.

Okay, curling iron...uh...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Isn't it wrong. OMG!

No one could resist mystery peeps

yeah that curling iron is a poorly disguised sex toy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

"I'm so embarrassed!" Yeaaaaaaah.

I should look for mystery peeps, who will be my mystery peeeeeep...

Very poorly disguised. Though I suppose it's supposed to be to crimp hair or get those huge curls or something?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Yeah right

Found 'em at the wal-mart

It's designed for LONG hair. You're meant to wrap the long hair between the beads

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

hahaha.

You know I only shop at wal-mart when I'm visiting you.

Yeah, those long, loose waves. ....right.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

k-mart? Target? They're not at Krogers

yep those long loose waves

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Target, yes, I get my meds there.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

go look

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

If I remember. It'll be another three weeks before I need meds.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you don't actually have to wait for that

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

But I only go to Target when I need my meds?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Yes, because it's so far away

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you understand my problem.

:D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort.

[mamculuna.livejournal.com]

Love that meme. So often appropriate. Actually so often necessary.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Isn't it great? Yes this whole blog post needed that meme

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Yeah/ Those all appear to be sex toys.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Yes, they really do

[geri.livejournal.com]

i was going to say that this looks like something on adam and eve too! lol

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahahhaa it really does