Randomness and a mystery
May. 10th, 2005 12:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cornerofmadnessBought new pantyhose for hte interview. This is always an exercise in futility. So there I am, two pairs in hand, one that says it fits a lady my size and the other is one size bigger. I go for the bigger. I try them on today thinking if it's too big I'll swing by wal-mart before work tomorrow. Okay these ones are designed to fit a woman 6'0" and 280 pounds. I'm a few inches shy of 6 feet and I weigh nowhere near 280 pounds. I still can't get the crotch all the way up in these stupid things.
The mystery - Yesterday I woke up with a black eye but assumed it was allergies (they tend to break the capillaries around my eyes) Today I woke up more exhausted than when I went to bed. My head hurt when I brushed back my hair. I have a bruise on my forehead. Now I didn't fall out of bed nor has anyone swatted me. Explain this.
The mystery - Yesterday I woke up with a black eye but assumed it was allergies (they tend to break the capillaries around my eyes) Today I woke up more exhausted than when I went to bed. My head hurt when I brushed back my hair. I have a bruise on my forehead. Now I didn't fall out of bed nor has anyone swatted me. Explain this.
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Date: 2005-05-10 05:40 pm (UTC)Pantyhose are invented by the devil! I don't know that they actually fit anyone!
And referring to the mystery...are you beating youself up in your sleep?
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Date: 2005-05-10 05:47 pm (UTC)Sleepingwalk...beating myself up, both are entirely possible