Randomness and a mystery

[cornerofmadness]

Bought new pantyhose for hte interview. This is always an exercise in futility. So there I am, two pairs in hand, one that says it fits a lady my size and the other is one size bigger. I go for the bigger. I try them on today thinking if it's too big I'll swing by wal-mart before work tomorrow. Okay these ones are designed to fit a woman 6'0" and 280 pounds. I'm a few inches shy of 6 feet and I weigh nowhere near 280 pounds. I still can't get the crotch all the way up in these stupid things.

The mystery - Yesterday I woke up with a black eye but assumed it was allergies (they tend to break the capillaries around my eyes) Today I woke up more exhausted than when I went to bed. My head hurt when I brushed back my hair. I have a bruise on my forehead. Now I didn't fall out of bed nor has anyone swatted me. Explain this.

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[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

So it's unaminous. Pantyhose are evil