Hell Ficathon

Got this done. I've been wanting to do this story ever since I was pouring over the transcripts and saw this tidbit about Lilah's mom... and when I was handed this assignment it all clicked.  It was written for veggieburger (hope you like it) and it was written for  50thousandtearz 's hell ficathon.

The story revolves around Lilah's time in hell and what happens when two new arrivals upset the balance. This owes a lot to the ancient Greek version of hell, to Miss Morganpryce's Solace in Hell which reminded me of it and to my own time working as a nursing home doctor. So for the first time anywhere, I give you Myself Am Hell

Lindsey Ficathon

This is a week early (lest I forget it once my class starts) This was written for aaronlisa 's Lindsey ficathon (which I can not find the link to...I thought it was up early but maybe it's just too late at night. I'll edit this later).

It was written for Mooseal who wanted a threesome I never thought you'd see me writing. Word of warning, this is NC-17 in the extreme (it also has a plot for those who don't like PWP's), there's mild bondage, all het sex and two guys, one gal so...you've been warned. Let me know what you think.

Main players, Lindsey (since hey, it's his ficathon), Lilah and Wes (and thanks to all three of my beta's for this!)

Yielding

A series of free drabbles

I woke up with Connor begging to tell his tale. These are a chronological series, watching him grow up. All are PG-13 except two NC-17's which are well marked. Here's the series:

( Snapshots in Time )

 

this is cross posted to open_on_sunday  and a_better_lie

Last set of free drabbles from me

Or at least I think so. A set of four, one from each of our little family of vampires. They're all historical and all PG-13

( The Fanged Four )

 

cross posted to my LJ

Hey I taught

and no one was maimed in the process (there was one chick who came close). It wasn't so bad really. Granted all I did was read the syllabus to them like they're unable to actually read (legal thing, has to be since every school does it. That way they can't say they didn't know it was there) and taught some simple terminology. I can already see a) who the pain in the asses will be (like the older one who's terrified of technology, or the one who sat there arms cross, looking like she's sucking lemons for three hours, yeah that's the one that nearly got maimed when she starts loudly zipping and unzipping her bookbag at 20 minutes to the end of class) b) that me and technology don't quite mix c) that I'm already going to fast for them. Thank god for the 40 oz bottle of water I brought to drink from to keep me from really getting on a roll.

My boss offered some helpful suggestions. Tomorrow and next monday will be the sucky days. CHEMISTRY. Blech. Once I get past that it'll be okay. That's the stuff, despite my degree in the damn subject, that I don't like and tend to forget. Hell the first test is in like three weeks.

The important things is I survived and didn't have to start off with a little preemptive murder.

Other news: furance is fixed. Whee. Now that the futon is in the living room and I'm sitting in there I notice something in the fireplace. Picture if you will closed glass doors on the fireplace. Behind them are metal mesh fire screens (real popular in the 70's), then the actual fireplace. There's something on the metal. At first glance, I think leaf...a leaf shaped suspiciously like a hanging bat. Then I think...oh no. The flue must have been open when this house stood empty...sure enough, it's a fully articulated bat skeleton. WHee.

And last but most assuredly NOT least, go read rahirah 's summer_of_spike entry, Baby is a Centerfold. It's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time, in that sick twisted way I so love. Yeah, it's Spuffy but for my non-Spuffy friends keep in mind a)Buffy doesn't make an actual appearance b) it's told from Dawn's pov and is far more a Spawn friendship story than a Spuffy one (just accept for this story that Spike & Buffy are sexually involved). It's a fun ride. Trust me.