I am life's buttmonkey

Seriously. I'm beginning to think I was a serial killer in another life. Let's see, what else has happened today:
( Why it's good not to be COM )

On a different note: I have a Connor story due in for a contest in like two weeks. It's half done. It's NC-17. Anyone wante to edit it? blaar_rosir  just finished the Lindsey/Faith one and is still working on the Holtz/Steven thing.  leni_ba  gets routinuely huge chunks of Hyperion's Son bashipforever and maren  have two other wip's (which are idling as I get these ficathons done) so is there anyone else out there willing to look at Connor fic? See, be thankful you aren't evil_little_dog  who had to read all this stuff all the time.

Why you don't want to be me part 2

( read at your own risk )