It's contagious

A couple of the folks on the flist are whining about their dropsy, splashy accidents today. I go fill up my 42 ounce glass of water, carrying it successfully through the house, just as I near the computer work station, it leaps from my hand. I see it heading for the key board and now it's like a slo-mo movie. I grab for it. It turns, just a few drops on the key board. It hits the task chair and its water bukkake* all over the bed room. Task chair drenched, bed (with plugged in electric blanket) wet, floor you could swim laps. SIGH.

* if you don't know this word for god's sake don't google it. Just. Don't.