It's contagious

[cornerofmadness]

A couple of the folks on the flist are whining about their dropsy, splashy accidents today. I go fill up my 42 ounce glass of water, carrying it successfully through the house, just as I near the computer work station, it leaps from my hand. I see it heading for the key board and now it's like a slo-mo movie. I grab for it. It turns, just a few drops on the key board. It hits the task chair and its water bukkake* all over the bed room. Task chair drenched, bed (with plugged in electric blanket) wet, floor you could swim laps. SIGH.

* if you don't know this word for god's sake don't google it. Just. Don't.

Comments

[aaronlisa.livejournal.com]

Ugh, it is contagious. I've yet to spell liquid but I did almost crack my head in the shower today when I slipped.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Lovely. There must have been a world wide klutz epidemic today

[aaronlisa.livejournal.com]

Yeah... then again we all seem to be tired as of late so perhaps there's a connection with that?

[midnightsjane.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I didn't spill anything watery, but I did just empty the leftovers from yesterday's soup into the undersink garbage. Unfortunately, I neglected to put a garbage bag in first. Oh, well, the kitchen floor needs washing anyway.
Klutzes of the world, unite!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

seriously I think there's something in the air...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

no doubt. My insomina's been horrible this week and it's kicked me right into a bout of fibromyalgia. argh.

[aaronlisa.livejournal.com]

That's bad.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

very painful especially since I can't take anything for it.

[aaronlisa.livejournal.com]

that's even worse. I hope that it gets better soon.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

If i get some sleep it will.

[aaronlisa.livejournal.com]

Well here's hoping that you get sleep tonight.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ooo that'd be nice

[aaronlisa.livejournal.com]

I bet.

[bashipforever.livejournal.com]

The thingy's under your derma need some work!

Lol I'm such a good student

At least it didn't fry the keyboard or the house with the electric blanket. That's something.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. dermis. Close enough. half a point for retentiion.

yeah I'm most h appy I didn't fritz anything

[bashipforever.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm now only half in the negative.

I've fritzed more keyboards then I can shake a stick at. I'm horrible about having a drink around the computer.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I've never taken out the keyboard yet but it's been close a time or two

[bashipforever.livejournal.com]

I'd like to blame all the keyboards I've taken out on the child (cause lord knows he's taken out some) but I vividly remember somehow spilling an entire 16 oz bottle of coke on the thing. There's just no saving that. You have to go get a new one.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

No, that'll do it in. I almost lost one to the fat butt cat who liked to lie on it and shed profusely

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

I admit it. I googled.

Well, you dared me to!

[midnightsjane.livejournal.com]

So did I. Ewwww.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Hey, you were WARNED. Though it probably says alot that that's the first thing to my mind when there's fluids splashed all over my bedroom.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I just knew someone would take that as a dare.

[leni-ba.livejournal.com]

I did. But now I'm thinking twice about it. :-P

It's an epidemic, alright. Yesterday I erased my Cinderella Forever copy believing it was an useless tape. *headdesk*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Of course you did. SHame.

OUCH, that's even worse

[scribesds.livejournal.com]

How can you not look something up when it's phrased like that? Huh?

I had heard of the practice, but didn't know what it was called. Now I do!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Oh I phrased it like that just to track how many of you couldn't possibly resist. (and at least now people will know what Angel's talking about in the story I'm working on now

[scribesds.livejournal.com]

That's sneaky!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that's me. sneaky evil. Love the icon

[scribesds.livejournal.com]

Thank you. :)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

does someone own one of those muppets?

[scribesds.livejournal.com]

I don't!

The original picture was found here: http://www.weelittlepuppetman.com/

I think the official ones come out sometime this month at around £40. I don't know what that is in dollars... around $20 maybe?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I know the one frmo that site is like 300$. No, you converted wrong. Since the American dollar currently blows, you can double the pounds to get our cost, about 80$.

[scribesds.livejournal.com]

Ooops. I thought you halved, not doubled.

Those puppets are cute, but I don't think they're official.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

75$ I just shoved it into the handy dandy online converter I use when I contemplate stupidity on Ebay. We double for the British pound and half for the Australian.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

While I personally haven't spilt anything all over (yet), Mom did drop an entire, uncooked cherry pie last Saturday, into the oven and over the kitchen floor. Which resulted in massive cleaning of the kitchen and no cherry pie. *pouts heavily*

Hey - check out my Jack Burton icon! pheral just posted a bunch of them if you're interested. She said she was going to make moooooore...*cackles in delight*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oooh Jack Burton and ewww cherry pie. That's much much worse

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cherry pie totally tops water.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

It was heart-breaking, losing that cherry pie.

*snorfle* over your icon.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I'mjust as glad I didn't drop a cherry pie on Zog's carpet.

You mean the new valentine's day one? Yes, pets the pretty SPike.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Cherry pie and Zog's place, two things that should never go together. Of course, you don't have access to an oven there, do you?

Yes, the Valentine one.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

just my toaster oven

[natgel.livejournal.com]

Damn, you house really is cursed!
And now I just have to google that word. Reversed psychology, or something.

[natgel.livejournal.com]

I did. Heh, the examples killed me ded ded ded more so than the definition itself.


1. I think you have a future in bukkake videos.

2. Turn off your stereo or I will bukkake on it.


Stop! Or the stereo gets it! ^_^ I think I love reversed psychology <3

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

SNORT

[mzzgoddessblue.livejournal.com]

I googled.

I wish I hadn't. But I'm a rebel.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

YOU WERE WARNED!