Pimping and a question

first to the pimping. evil_little_dog is starting up the next challenge atcolor_i_fic,  shades of grey. You get to write five stories (or do icons this time for you graphically inclined)

[Bad username or unknown identity: for one fandom pairing/character. Any fandom. (so far I see people clamoring for Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist and the Monkees)]

[Bad username or unknown identity: How many shades of grey can be applied to your favorites? Come play and find out.]

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[Bad username or unknown identity: And the questions, why do cats find beind petted with  your toes so insulting? I have two outdoor cats here who think they're mine. They don't quite get along]

[Bad username or unknown identity: The girl was next to my chair (It was like 70 again today so I was outside) and I was petting her. The boy was at my feet and I used my toes. Like every cat]

[Bad username or unknown identity: I've ever owned he got offended. I've yet to figure out what's up with that. The feet aren't that stinky]