Saving my sanity

No Yim and stuck here with the parental units for a week, there's not enough meditative chants to get me through. But given how the last three hours went, i need a distraction. Anyone out there wanna write me a little drabbly thing to keep me sane, you will be loved. You know what I like.

but not ALL has been bad. Witness my convo with Mom
Me - WTH Dr. WHo isn't on?
Mom - look on Sci-Fi
Me - where else WOULD i look mom. I know it's not DONE yet. eppy 12 has a naked Captain Jack. I haven't seen that yet.
Mom - well who would want to?
Me - Mom, NOT the Doctor! Captain Jack!
Mom - Oh? OH! Oh well damn why isn't on? I want to see that, so long as it isn't the Doctor. WHo wants to see that elephant eared man naked?
Me - well maybe if IT'S as big as his nose and ears....
Mom - that wouldn't be bad.

then the conversation degenerated thanks to us finding How WIlliam Shatner Changed the World to 'why is Shatner getting all Roddenberry's thunder' and 'is George Takai gay?'

dying laughing

Maybe it was the mango/guava/vodka slushies, maybe it's my family's warped brains but we were playing scattegories tonight (for those who don't know it's a game where you have 12 topics and you have to come up with a fitting item based on a letter you get from a rolled dice i.e category - US cities - letter B).

It started going downhill when my SIL came up with item of clothing K - Kinky Underwear

Then we move on to something round with the letter N and Mom comes up with Nuts.
Us - Mom, nuts aren't round.
Mom - Yes they are, your dad's nuts are round

My SIL and I were under the table laughing so hard we couldn't breath (mom meant the Nuts that go on screws at which point Dad tells her she can stop using the words John's nuts and screw in the same sentence)

Then we end up with things you plug in Letter D and I come up with Dildo

We called it quits when 4 lettered words Letter F came up.