BORED

no one is coming to class today. One person showed this morning so i'm just sitting in the office not wanting to do anything i'm supposed to be doing because well i suck and i'm bored and want entertained in the worst way.

Forgot to add this to my ravings about the x-rays. I'm not normally ticklish but it was just killing me yesterday when they kept trying to palpate my anterior iliac spine (and now ba4ever and rain_oubliette are going, hey i know where that is). I nearly fell off the table laughing.

( cut for icky dissection talk )

and why oh why am I NEVER the nice happy god?
( Eygptian haha Zodiac snicker snort...um guys? no such thing... )

Today and Tomorrow's schedule

Eventually clean this house. I've had to give a test every day this week so i've had NO time to clean. Today no one showed up for my morning class and i was HOPING no one would show for the review for Monday's test (yes I'm that much of a bitch) but they DID. I didn't even get to jackson until 5 and I had clothes to wash.

While that was happening I went to Krogers because I needed bourbon for dinner...you would think they were GIVING food away. It was packed. 5 people deep even in the self-checkout lines which are usually empty. You can easily see what scarlettehawk has been ranting about this week. I get to the liquor section (we don't have a real liquor store just Kroger which has a decent selection and Wal-Mart which doesn't) They carry every Jack Daniels mixed drink known to man but not JD itself. WTF? All they have is Old Dan Tucker cheap as hell bourbon. I leave without buying anything.

I go put the clothes in the dryer and head to Wal-Mart (because I'm insane). I need a shower liner for my new pretty shower curtain and real rings instead of the decorate hooks which fall off every time you move the curtain. And I need ciabatta bread to make stuffing. I get the liner and the rings and then check out their bourbon selection. Again, ever JD product known to man but no bourbon but Old Dan Tucker for 5$ a bottle AND some gallon of 'diluted bourbon' with no name. I don't buy diluted alcohol so I figure I'm only making mashed sweet potatoes with bourbon and pecans and giving the rest of the bourbon to evil_little_dog since i don't really like bourbon. I figure okay i'll get it for 5$. if she goes blind drinking it c'est la vie.

However I don't easily escape Wal-Mart because i have to go to the bakery to get the ciabetta bread...which they don't have. Instead I get 3 rosemary french breads...and a sugar free pumpkin pie...and deluxe chocolate toffee...and gingerbread muffins...and pumpkin muffins then flee before I buy more.

So tomorrow evil_little_dog is braving the traffic and making the six hour drive here (poor thing). The menu is as follows:
Appetizers - smoked salmon dip and proscuitto wrapped figs stuffed with Brie
Soup - Pumpkin (made by ELD)
Main course - Herb encrusted roast turkey stuffed with citrus
Side dishes - bourbon and pecan mashed sweet potatoes and roasted asparagus with lemon peel, ciabatta stuffing, bread by ELD
Wine - Dolce nigra, locally bottled in Eastern OH
Dessert - pumpkin pie and chocolate souffles
Late night snack - Popcorn with 5 spice powder and hot chocolate with cinnamon, honey and rum

for entertainment, a few taped episodes of Ghost Hunters in Ireland, and an endless supply of anime (because yes we're that geeky)