Only Me

so i'm off today for President's Day. It's lovely out. I mean after ALL the snow yesterday it's nearly 50 today (which means it's wet and gross in the parking lots) Well, the outdoor cat snuck in yesterday and i think he did something to my bedding which really stinks.

Sooo i go to the laundromat (and dear lord is it packed) I wash and dry the bedding...and now it STINKS WORSE. It smells like the the dryer caught fire or spilled grease or something. SOBS. And let me tell you Febreeze does squat all nothing to remove scents from fabric in spite of their claims.

and then i went looking for the liners for my snow boots, puzzled to why they would be OUT of my boots in the first place. Well my closet is very neat now but i only have ONE liner. WTF

and to top it off I just remembered a quiz I need to grade and I forgot my medicine in Jackson.

I'm going to go whimper in a corner

More help from the peanut gallery

I'm working as you know on the 10_cliche_fics challenge. One of the challenges I'll have to joker out of because really seriously i just can't see the boys espousing Twu Wuv to each other, especially not in a foursome setting (trading bullets, chi blasts and curses yes, hearts and flowers no)

So that leaves me with having to replace it with another sexual cliche. Here's the table with the explanations so you don't hand me anything that's already being covered. smut cliché table
I can't wait to see what kind of sexual cliches you come up with. (for the record, sex pollen is already posted, I just finised I Hate You So Much and i'm starting first time)