People, I have access to any number of guns in the cabinet

Don't make me go get them. This day hasn't gotten any better. It, of course, has yet to storm. Fucker. If we had gone, we probably would have been caught in the storm of the century. Mom is now all bitchy anticipating Gram's tirade and enacting how it will go all day. Gah.

We did manage to work on my sewing. Gah. Cheap ass fabric. Die. And what? did I gain 10 pounds since i tried on the pattern last week? I DID find the nice and relatively easy 1100's costume for the renn faire. Do you know how HARD it is to find plain cotton cloth? I'm going to look like a blueberry in this thing.