People, I have access to any number of guns in the cabinet

[cornerofmadness]

Don't make me go get them. This day hasn't gotten any better. It, of course, has yet to storm. Fucker. If we had gone, we probably would have been caught in the storm of the century. Mom is now all bitchy anticipating Gram's tirade and enacting how it will go all day. Gah.

We did manage to work on my sewing. Gah. Cheap ass fabric. Die. And what? did I gain 10 pounds since i tried on the pattern last week? I DID find the nice and relatively easy 1100's costume for the renn faire. Do you know how HARD it is to find plain cotton cloth? I'm going to look like a blueberry in this thing.

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Whee, guns in the cabinet! And everyone will just think that sound is fireworks, right?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

exactly so. it'll give me time to hide the bodies

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

*nodnodnod*

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

*pets you gently*

it's gunna be ok. it's gunna be ok.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

some people are lucky to be alive

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Just remember: being stuck in prison for murder would probably suck even more than teaching your students. Though at least you're probably scary enough to able to avoid being anyone's prison bitch.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

probably true