meme sheep

because it was a sleepless night and a really bad morning but this made me smile

Open letter

Dear Roy
1. You're not as cute as you think you are
2. the couch is not a scratch post. I'll forgive you this this first time since you're still learning
3. this is MY house. I pay rent. You freeload. That means I can walk anywhere I want. Do not yell at me for going past your chair and disturbing you. Be thankful we compromised on the chair and you can sleep on the dust cover I put over it for you
4. If a door is shut, that means you're not welcome. That does not mean push on it until it opens. It most assuredly doesn't mean come into the bathroom while I'm on the throne and proceed to sneeze on the fresh pair of underwear I just pulled on. KTX. At 7Am this is not appreciated. I'm not sure there is a time where it would be
5. Meowmix is in the bowl. Deal
6. Going to the refridgerator and crying will not change #5. In fact just because I'm in the fridge doesn't mean I'm procuring food for anyone. I might just be getting something to drink or my insulin
7. Begging as I eat will get you the boot, just warning you now
8. We will not play the innie-outie game. If you cry to go out, make damn sure that is what you want. Because in this game it'll be more outie than innie once you're out there. I don't care if I need to put a snorkle on you so you can breathe (which grant it, might be needed if the rain never stops)
9. thank you for using your litterbox.

( News about Heath Ledger's official cause of death and a HUGE WTF? )

Hoping everyone is all right

Both those in the band of storms I was in from IN through KY, TN and OH and those further south. I'm okay. Everything on my porch wasn't this morning but nothing was broken.

I did, however, almost not make it to work due to a part of my road being underwater. 3pm it was still raining hard enough for me to consider an ark. two hours later it's bright but the creek behind my apartment is almost cresting. I'll try to bring pictures to work tomorrow. Hopefully we're done before my bedroom is under water.

the worst part is the rain is pestering the crap out of my arthritis