cornerofmadness

I had to go get my blood drawn today...fasting. Which meant no breakfast before class. I trundle down there and get that restaurant waiting list buzzer thing and sent off to wait. I prop this up right in the middle of my chest using the iron restraints of my boobs (mostly so I could simulate Logan's Run when it goes off. I'd have gone through the hallways crying it's not my time, I'm too young if I didn't think I'd end up in the PICU) Thank god I brought a book.

ONE HOUR later I get buzzed back. They can't find my records. I said but i CALLED my endocrinologist to make sure this wouldn't happen. Oh HIS office, the receptionist says in disgust. That office never has it together. More sitting and waiting while the lab calls down to get that office off its ass. Meanwhile i'm starving and since I knew i had to pee in a cup, I haven't gone all morning either. I'm thinking holy hell it's going to be like Niagra Falls in a cup. Luckily once i got back there I a) managed to dodge a student who barely passed and is know a phlebotomist, and b) got one who got me in one stick.

and a writing meme lifted from a chunk of ye ol' Flist

Pick the first line from your last twenty-five fanfics and see if you can find a pattern.

Okay one, using just June, July, August I had MORE than 25 stories. Two, the patterns. Yes I write too much angst and two much smut. Three- I overuse the word 'look'. Everyone's eyes are spinning everywhere. weak. Four - I have a penchant for writing brats

( my sentences )

Tellus' little one

another one i bred

i just like this one

the last of the dragons I really wanted

I might as well get them all

these are all ELD's

ishte (who still has more of these than me up on her posts)

click on the tombstone, it's NOT dead yet, stupid site

and Lyra's

I'm DYING. After years of being subjected to Enzyte commercials (and is it me or does Spike and Sci-Fi assume that their viewership is tiny dicked men since this is where Smilin' Bob ads are concentrated), the maker is going to JAIL (along with his mommy)

The reasons? Well not because it's snake oil, not entirely. Appears that he was a) hiding money from the government (god forbid), b) false advertisment (really, did we think this would work?) c) billing credit cards fraudelently (after we buy a month's supply and our wang doesn't grow any we cancel but Smilin' Bob doesn't hear that...)

The bad thing is there are SO many commericials that you know he had to be raking it in all on the fear that someone's dick is too small (frankly they ought to worry more with what they do with that thing rather than its size)