cornerofmadness

Earthstink was fine when i had XP but their vista program blows. Even though it's hooking up at nearly top modem speed, it barely loads. This week it just won't work at all. I need to call them.

So let's keep this short since LJ and dial up aren't working tonight. Roy has been alternately amusing and annoying all day. I found out the hard way he had camped out on my bra while i wasn't looking this morning. Pulled it on and the cup had tiny cockleburrs in it. THanks buddy.

Then while i was doing my hair I heard him in my computer room so I went in to see what he was doing and he YELLED at me. So i went back in the bathroom then peered around the corner just a touch and he yelled again. So we kept doing this until I realized I was playing peek a boo wiht a cat. I asked if he wanted to go out and he hid under the futon. I took that as a no. Well it is cold.

I get home. Nearly tramp on Pepperdine, the neighbor's cat like five times trying to get in my door. I open it and she runs in. Now Roy eats her food nad goes in her home all the time. He pitched a fit when she came in his so out she went. The lazy brat hasn't moved off his ottoman in hours. He did step out and after I ate, I let him back in and he fell down he was running so fast to get back inside. Dork.

Okay now on to writing. My quality paperback book club came today. Give me ONE good reason I shouldn't buy the deviant's pocket guide to the outlandish sexual desires barely contained in your subconscious I mean think of what i could write. or barring that the Handjob Handbook which comes with cardboard pages (to stand it up) complete with wipe-off vinyl cover with tips for partner and solo play.

okay back to the writing trenches