Mar. 23rd, 2009

my haiku

Mar. 23rd, 2009 12:23 pm
cornerofmadness: (Bored by Bandaij_icons)
because i'm bored and falling asleep during my office hours. I suspect this was written by drunk maes

Haiku2 for cornerofmadness
him leaving roy with
nightmares oooo okay time to
get concessions like
@
Created by Grahame
cornerofmadness: (Default)
as in I have some and I have none.

1- got my state income tax refund. WHeee (forgot to take it with me to the bank today because I'm so smart)

2 - my 2300$ federal tax refund got snatched by my student loans. BOOOO

3- I met my 2000$ health insurance deductible in under 3 months. Jokes on you Blue Cross. I'm now gonna bleed you for every dime from now until the end of Dec.

First day back to school...watch them all panic and run around like headless chickens. It's so fun

dear stomach i know the migraine made you queasy...please don't turn inside out. thanks. I've a test to write yet so just behave
cornerofmadness: (take it off <lj user="sleepdebtfairy">)
They're leaving of their own volition because I'm the worst cat mommy ever to live.

Not only did I leave them with neighbors, I disappoint them at every turn.

Roy insists on me serving him some mystical food that is smooth, soft and delicious and prehaps turns his farts to flowers i'm not sure but whatever it is, it's never what I put in his bowl. And how dare I ignore his demands for something different?

Kyo hates me because I refuse to let him sit on my shoulder and tongue my ear like a passionate lover while I'm on the phone. And then I had to mess with his fur so yes I suck. I'm not sure what he thought I was going to do when he staggered in tonight like a bow legged cowboy because from thigh to thigh (including tail and the fur of his balls) were covered with cockleburrs (at least they were the soft ones and not the hard ones with thorns like roses). It took me an hour to cut most of them free, brushed out some and had to leave bits for him to remove since it was too close to flesh. So now the vet won't have to shave his nuts for his surgery this week. Oh and if this keeps up, he'll be as naked as a sphinx, and he'll look silly all fish belly white and neon pink

Profile

cornerofmadness: (Default)
cornerofmadness

May 2025

S M T W T F S
     1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 2728293031

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated May. 28th, 2025 07:37 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios