Two Cats Free to a good home

[cornerofmadness]

They're leaving of their own volition because I'm the worst cat mommy ever to live.

Not only did I leave them with neighbors, I disappoint them at every turn.

Roy insists on me serving him some mystical food that is smooth, soft and delicious and prehaps turns his farts to flowers i'm not sure but whatever it is, it's never what I put in his bowl. And how dare I ignore his demands for something different?

Kyo hates me because I refuse to let him sit on my shoulder and tongue my ear like a passionate lover while I'm on the phone. And then I had to mess with his fur so yes I suck. I'm not sure what he thought I was going to do when he staggered in tonight like a bow legged cowboy because from thigh to thigh (including tail and the fur of his balls) were covered with cockleburrs (at least they were the soft ones and not the hard ones with thorns like roses). It took me an hour to cut most of them free, brushed out some and had to leave bits for him to remove since it was too close to flesh. So now the vet won't have to shave his nuts for his surgery this week. Oh and if this keeps up, he'll be as naked as a sphinx, and he'll look silly all fish belly white and neon pink

Comments

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

Roy can commiserate with Silly, who is certain I'm holding back the Good Stuff every time he's fed.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it's a conspiracy to make them eat slop

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i kid you not,neon pink

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Oh, not surprised. Orange kitties and neon pink usually go together.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes indeed

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Kyo hates me because I refuse to let him sit on my shoulder and tongue my ear like a passionate lover while I'm on the phone.

*giggles*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

he's absolutely awful about that

[enemytosleep]

Ah, they should perhaps converse with my Eddy, since he has me well trained and may have a few tips and tricks to share.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

keep him away from them

[enemytosleep]

Hey Guys. Listen, I'm gonna be brief since the humans are tryin' to keep me away from ya. There's a certain finesse to gettin' whatcha want outta them, but it takes some time an' practice to get it right. Be sublte an' creative0like. An' feel free to message me when ya want.

~Eddy

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha

We'll do that - Roy

aw he's a cutie. I like the doodad he's sitting on

[enemytosleep]

I got it at Target. It's a scratchy pad thing, and it has a hanging feather toy underneath that he has surprisingly not eaten. He likes to sleep on it like that funny boy.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

my two hate anything i buy. brats

[enemytosleep]

The two I have now are so good about using the beds/toys that I get them. My previous cats never used what I bought, haha.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

cool. They like the toys but that's about it, scratch posts and b eds are ignored

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

All humans are terrible servants because we are inferior subcreatures. At least, that's how I translate The Look Dickens gives me when he obviously wants pate de foie gras and I give him dry cat food.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you're right

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

[snort]

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i know

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

Silly boys. Something makes me think they'd like the barn. Just imagine all the crap they could get into. XD

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh lord