cornerofmadness

1. I talk about body parts for a living

2. My mouth is cavernous with plenty of room for feet.

We're on lymphatics and I was talking about tissue engineering and growing new ears for people on the back of mice.

Male student - hmm, Bobbit could have used that.

Me - we're not growing penises

Male student - maybe we should

Older female student - wouldn't you need a rat instead of a mouse (senses doom right about here)

Male student - damn right.

Me (and here all control is lost) - Don't encourage him, they'll all want to reorder their parts to new size specifications (stops to oogle WTF just came out of my mouth)

Male student (and many others) lose it

Older female student - In that case you'll see elephants roaming around the lab.

Class over.

I've put in my application for the fellowship. Now I wait to see if i go to Wales. Mom looked up hotels (apparently spending my money for me). Near the college they are cheap but apparently the Isle of Anglesey is paved with gold. Most of the rooms were over 400 pounds a night.

I was irritated this monday when 101.5 Bob FM was changed, without warning, to a country station. Bob is good (granted a soulless computer generated radio station), mix of 70's - today. I already HAVE two country stations. I didn't really need a third. Yesterday I was leaving the parking lot and saw this gaily painted truck. I went closer and it was a promo truck for a gallipolis mix station so now I'm happy again.

The pain is better today but still not sleeping. luckily i can function on less than 5 hours pretty well. My right arm was good but the flexor carpi radialis is throbbing like a toothache now so using the pinkie side of my hand is unexpectedly ouchy

how to steal like an artist very good 'talk' for the writers/artists on my list

( Day 163, more bridge )