Mar. 11th, 2012

cornerofmadness: (typoes)
First off, let me direct you a final time to some flash fiction I did for a challenge, based off last year’s nano. If you liked it, you might like these. click me to see the flash fiction If you do like them, please follow the link saying I’m #87 and click like there for me. Thanks!

Secondly consider this your warning. I plan on posting my Big Bang today. I apologize NOW for the spam.

The topic for today is plotlines that no longer work in the 21st century and how to jigger them to make them work if possible. Call it another side effect of watching Murder, She Wrote lately.

1. cutting the phone lines. That was even on Criminal Minds the other week. Does this still even work? Don’t most of us have cell phones? I know tons of people who no longer even have a land line. So how do we get around the loss of dramatic tension when the lines are cut? I guess we have the coincidental but at least believable escapes of a) battery is dead or b) no signal. Of course the latter would need to be set up in advance and wouldn’t really work so well in city settings. I believe you can buy jammers. I would have to research that before thinking to use it but that could add some suspense.

2. I’m your long lost relative. Unless you were trying to pass this off in a short time frame, I just don’t see this one working any more. Usually they show up to claim part of a will or get back in the good graces of a sickly elderly person. DNA testing is relatively cheap and easy to do. I don’t see a millionaire with money to be had just taking someone’s word for it. Researching the family would no longer be enough. I’m not sure I see an escape for this plot unless you want to go with the person is so happy to see said long lost relative that they refuse to ask for a DNA test.


3. several different types of crime, especially rape would be much harder to get away with IF there is DNA evidence. It would be harder to frame someone as well. Of course, the escape on this is easy. There is no DNA (and it does still happen even when there is DNA when you have crime labs that lie or prosecutors/judges who refuse to reopen cases. I’m seeing far too many of these in real life for comfort.


Can we think of any more?

I am still working frantically on the Scarred Soldier story (Kept Tears) which may be too long for the anthology and might have to be marketed as a novella. I need to check Storm Moon Press on that one. I don’t think I’ll have time to finish this and edit a vampire short story and do the geeklove one. Sigh. I had some links I wanted to share but I’ll be damned if I can remember where they are.

Yearly count –

15160 / 75000 words. 20% done!

Geeklove

3580 / 10000 words. 36% done!

Scarred Soldier

9412 / 10000 words. 94% done!

Machiavelli Moon – did nothing

Splinters of Silver and Cold Iron- did nothing. Hey who asked to see this? I think [livejournal.com profile] cala_jane did.

Until the Ice Breaks – edited chapter three and got it to the writers group

Riding with Strangers – diddly. Sigh.
cornerofmadness: (royai together)
Title -- When Sorrows Comes
Author-- [livejournal.com profile] cornerofmadness
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all, I’m just having lots of fun.
Rating -- R for violence and sexual situations
Characters/Pairing -- Roy/Riza, Ed/Winry, Maes/Gracia, Alex Louis/OC, lots of Ishbalan OC’s
Timeline/Spoilers -- Technically it’s a few years post CoS with manga elements
Word Count -- 34,777
genre mystery/suspense
Warning -- violence and descriptions of murder.
Summary -- As Ed, Al and Alt!Maes settle into life in Amestris, they have to help Roy in his role as ambassador whose main duties are to speed along the Ishbalan homeland restoration. In the middle of this, a series killer seems desperate to get Mustang’s attention while Riza is no longer always at his side, guarding, instead, the new Fuhrer.
Author’s Note -- Written for [livejournal.com profile] fmabigbang 2011 edition. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] evil_little_dog for the beta. Thanks to both [livejournal.com profile] yuukihikari and [livejournal.com profile] soraina_skye for the art! Thanks, also, to my flist for all the cheering on! While technically this is part of a series that includes Source of Sorrow and Sorrow’s Dark Array this is a stand alone story. As mentioned above, this is a hybrid first anime/manga story. All the events of the first anime stand and the additions are Xing as a country and Olivia Armstrong as Fuhrer. As Roy is working with the Ishbalans and about the only named one in the first anime was Scar, the ones here are OC’s (seen also in the two other stories).

When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions!” – William Shakespeare

XXX

Chapter One )

chapter Two )

To chapter three
cornerofmadness: (edwinry happily ever after)
Title -- When Sorrow Comes
Author-- [livejournal.com profile] cornerofmadness
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all, I’m just having lots of fun.
Rating -- R for violence and sexual situations
Characters/Pairing -- Roy/Riza, Ed/Winry, Maes/Gracia, Alex Louis/OC, lots of Ishbalan OC’s
Timeline/Spoilers -- Technically it’s a few years post CoS with manga elements
Word Count -- 34,777
genre mystery/suspense
Warning -- violence and descriptions of murder.
Summary -- As Ed, Al and Alt!Maes settle into life in Amestris, they have to help Roy in his role as ambassador whose main duties are to speed along the Ishbalan homeland restoration. In the middle of this, a series killer seems desperate to get Mustang’s attention while Riza is no longer always at his side, guarding, instead, the new Fuhrer.

Chapter Three )

Chapter Four )

To chapter five
cornerofmadness: (Al blue skies)
Title -- When Sorrow Comes
Author-- [livejournal.com profile] cornerofmadness
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all, I’m just having lots of fun.
Rating -- R for violence and sexual situations
Characters/Pairing -- Roy/Riza, Ed/Winry, Maes/Gracia, Alex Louis/OC, lots of Ishbalan OC’s
Timeline/Spoilers -- Technically it’s a few years post CoS with manga elements
Word Count -- 34,777
genre mystery/suspense
Warning -- violence and descriptions of murder.
Summary -- As Ed, Al and Alt!Maes settle into life in Amestris, they have to help Roy in his role as ambassador whose main duties are to speed along the Ishbalan homeland restoration. In the middle of this, a series killer seems desperate to get Mustang’s attention while Riza is no longer always at his side, guarding, instead, the new Fuhrer.

Chapter Five )

Chapter Six )

To chapter seven
cornerofmadness: (armed and dangerous)
Title -- When Sorrow Comes
Author-- [livejournal.com profile] cornerofmadness
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all, I’m just having lots of fun.
Rating -- R for violence and sexual situations
Characters/Pairing -- Roy/Riza, Ed/Winry, Maes/Gracia, Alex Louis/OC, lots of Ishbalan OC’s
Timeline/Spoilers -- Technically it’s a few years post CoS with manga elements
Word Count -- 34,777
genre mystery/suspense
Warning -- violence and descriptions of murder.
Summary -- As Ed, Al and Alt!Maes settle into life in Amestris, they have to help Roy in his role as ambassador whose main duties are to speed along the Ishbalan homeland restoration. In the middle of this, a series killer seems desperate to get Mustang’s attention while Riza is no longer always at his side, guarding, instead, the new Fuhrer.

Chapter Seven )

Chapter Eight )

To chapter nine
cornerofmadness: (royandriza)
Title -- When Sorrow Comes
Author-- [livejournal.com profile] cornerofmadness
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all, I’m just having lots of fun.
Rating -- R for violence and sexual situations
Characters/Pairing -- Roy/Riza, Ed/Winry, Maes/Gracia, Alex Louis/OC, lots of Ishbalan OC’s
Timeline/Spoilers -- Technically it’s a few years post CoS with manga elements
Word Count -- 34,777
genre mystery/suspense
Warning -- violence and descriptions of murder.
Summary -- As Ed, Al and Alt!Maes settle into life in Amestris, they have to help Roy in his role as ambassador whose main duties are to speed along the Ishbalan homeland restoration. In the middle of this, a series killer seems desperate to get Mustang’s attention while Riza is no longer always at his side, guarding, instead, the new Fuhrer.

Chapter Nine )

Chapter Ten )
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Partially thanks to the time jump, partially thanks to a headache but mostly because I just wanted one day off this week to not do things. It was beautiful out but the neighbors were out there being pissy little bitches so I didn't go out. I swear to god I feel like I'm in middle school with them.

I got some cleaning done but this place is so wrecked it looks untouched. God. I did have an unexpected issue and I wasn't prepared for a faceful of dust and now my eyes are swollen up bad. The fresh bag I put in the sweeper a couple weeks ago didn't stay in place but naturally I don't know that until I see dust coming out from around the hepa filter on the vacuum. I open it up and the entire cavity is FILLED with dust, cat/human hair and stray litter, spilling out into huge piles. I'm like man I hope to heck I can get this working (i did.)

I got some junk mail from a gardening club (I get it every year and have yet to ever join) this year they sent me cosmo seeds. I can't wait to start planting. I have strawberries to plant tomorrow, so I hope it's still nice out. I just didn't feel like being out with those people. they're the ones I didn't like before all the mess started.

This was fun. Got it off twitter. Get your Hunger Game Name
Okay I'm not a huge Hunger Game fan but this was fun.

Your name is Marcoh Jambox
Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 10 tribute in the 57th Hunger Games!
You were killed by a glaive.

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