You know it's not your day when

[cornerofmadness]

You strip the bed to wash the sheets and go to the laundromat. Realize you don't have the sheets in the hamper ONLY when you get back home. And top it off with falling asleep sitting up in the library waiting on the laundry to finish next door.

But there were funny moments like this exchange: Math/Science Chair: Why are there naked women all over the room?
Me: They're mine (for labeling in anatomy lab)
Math/Science Chair: I'm seeing more here than I did on my cruise (She's recently back from an all lesbian cruise ship)
Me: take it up with your wife


And if you were wondering here How to donate to Harvey Charities and avoid scams and do avoid sending clothing unless a charity specifically asks for it. In Sandy and Katrina there were literally tons of unwanted and unusable clothing.

I wish I could find my writing mojo.