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cornerofmadnessTo those who celebrate it.
We went to my brother's. He had his inlaws there too. My SiL made WAY too much food again (and for me it was too hot to eat. I had like a hot dog and couple of tomatoes and a piece of corn.
I was in his pool all afternoon, drinking bourbon. He's like you had a bottle of Jack Daniels watermelon punch, three fingers of bourbon (three times) and his wife poured me like 6 oz of peanut butter whiskey. HOW are you not drunk or even buzzed. I told him I'm attended the Jessica Whitly school of cocktail culture. He has no idea what I'm talking about. My question is who gives out that much whiskey at once? I'm like C. that's sipping whiskey. You gave me half a red solo cup...
Her sister had her two Labrador retriever therapy dogs there and I was loved on hard by them. The girl is super jealous of her brother so if I'm petting him I'm petting her too.
So one side of my chest tanned way more than the other. Oh great just another reason for my boobs to be asymmetric.
We went to my brother's. He had his inlaws there too. My SiL made WAY too much food again (and for me it was too hot to eat. I had like a hot dog and couple of tomatoes and a piece of corn.
I was in his pool all afternoon, drinking bourbon. He's like you had a bottle of Jack Daniels watermelon punch, three fingers of bourbon (three times) and his wife poured me like 6 oz of peanut butter whiskey. HOW are you not drunk or even buzzed. I told him I'm attended the Jessica Whitly school of cocktail culture. He has no idea what I'm talking about. My question is who gives out that much whiskey at once? I'm like C. that's sipping whiskey. You gave me half a red solo cup...
Her sister had her two Labrador retriever therapy dogs there and I was loved on hard by them. The girl is super jealous of her brother so if I'm petting him I'm petting her too.
So one side of my chest tanned way more than the other. Oh great just another reason for my boobs to be asymmetric.
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