Bring it, padawans, I have little shame

[cornerofmadness]

I think the youngsters (as in high schoolers) got together knowing it was the beginning of the reproductive chapter and came up with a plan to embarrass me. Go for it.

1. Why does semen's taste change with food we eat.
A: fat soluble molecules dissolve in the lipids of the semen just like the water soluble ones come out in your sweat

2. why is a vagina sweeter tasting if semen contains fructose?
A: 1 - didn't I say I didn't want to know about your sex life? 2 - yeast and bacteria that are part of the normal biota ferment the sugars.

3. I'm 16 and I have to pee all the time and I'm male is this a problem
A: maybe, get checked for diabetes kiddo.

4. what happens if we break our penis
A: Don't google the pictures in class but think aspirating blood and surgery

I can do this all day kids. (Meanwhile, the 30 something y.o. guy is half under the table red faced and laughing)

In other news why I don't want to use my school's post office as an alternative site to deliver my meds? They lost a fucking package of mine (again) and one for my secretary (again).

Also in other news I really need to stop listening to The Mighty Nein and NOT start Candela Obscura (which really is up my alley). Each one of these is on average FOUR hours long. I don't have time for this.

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[cornerofmadness]

seriously (then again 30 years ago one of my friends asked the why isn't semen more sweet question in class too)