Bring it, padawans, I have little shame

[cornerofmadness]

I think the youngsters (as in high schoolers) got together knowing it was the beginning of the reproductive chapter and came up with a plan to embarrass me. Go for it.

1. Why does semen's taste change with food we eat.
A: fat soluble molecules dissolve in the lipids of the semen just like the water soluble ones come out in your sweat

2. why is a vagina sweeter tasting if semen contains fructose?
A: 1 - didn't I say I didn't want to know about your sex life? 2 - yeast and bacteria that are part of the normal biota ferment the sugars.

3. I'm 16 and I have to pee all the time and I'm male is this a problem
A: maybe, get checked for diabetes kiddo.

4. what happens if we break our penis
A: Don't google the pictures in class but think aspirating blood and surgery

I can do this all day kids. (Meanwhile, the 30 something y.o. guy is half under the table red faced and laughing)

In other news why I don't want to use my school's post office as an alternative site to deliver my meds? They lost a fucking package of mine (again) and one for my secretary (again).

Also in other news I really need to stop listening to The Mighty Nein and NOT start Candela Obscura (which really is up my alley). Each one of these is on average FOUR hours long. I don't have time for this.

Comments

[angelofthenorth]

Oh dear. Kids these days!

[cornerofmadness]

seriously (then again 30 years ago one of my friends asked the why isn't semen more sweet question in class too)

[lagertha_the_warrior]

I remember kids asking these ridiculous questions during high school (nearly 20 years ago for me lol). We all did it didn't we?
Also how hard is it to not lose packages... unless someone stole them?

[cornerofmadness]

Yeah I suspect we all did it in regardsto the questions.

We went over and found it. it was there with my name written all over it...

[lagertha_the_warrior]

Oh my... LOL

[cornerofmadness]

so dumb