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cornerofmadnessSince the rest of my flist is doing it, why not? Five fictional characters I'd like to punch in the face...
1. Lana Lang - I have wanted to do violence to Ms Mary Sue since she made her first appearance. Seriously, if anyone wrote a character like this in fan fic, we'd be laughed off the net for making a MS. It's all poor poor pitiful me and watch me do stupid shit so I require saving every episode. Maybe it would be better if the actress learned how to do more emoting other than pissed off. I don't just want to punch her, I want to beat her into a pulp and jelly someone's toast with her.
2. Andrew Wells - I've been in a dull rage for the last few years that we were asked to accept this rapist/murderer because he's 'funny'. No, there's nothing funny about a man who plans to kidnap women, turn them into sex slaves then helps dispose of her corpse and later tries to kill Dawn and Xander as they're helping him. Can I punch him in the face with the bumper of our F-150?
3. Logan Echolls - This is a fresh new hate, the more I watch VM the more he's in Lana's class of 'why won't he die?' Here's another poor poor pitiful me. Croak already. I didn't like him in the few I saw last year and this year I despise him. The poor little rich boy stuff alone makes me want to punch him but watching him create all his own problems and dick around his friends, too bad he didn't go off the cliff in the bus.
4. Fred Burkle - You know a chatty lady scientist, I should love her. Nope, here's another one I've wanted to punch in the mouth from the moment I first saw her. Everyone loves her. Was there a man outside of Connor and Lorne she didn't try to screw? And no one knows that much science. She's like a cheese grater on skin.
5. Temperance Brennan - You killed the show for me. I wanted to like Bones, really I did. I like you in the books but damn, no one is as clueless as this chick. Who is writing the sexual tension in this thing? a 12 year old? Someone in her career field travels ALL the time since forensic anthropologists are rare so would she EVER look at her boss and ask was he sending her off with Booth so she'd sleep with him? If I were her boss, I think she'd be on a medical leave to go see the psychiatrist. Interesting mysteries totally ruined by this absolutely unbelievable 'doctor.'
6. Yvette from Most Haunted. Okay, she's NOT fictional but damn, can I fly to England to bitch slap her? If you're THIS afraid of ghosts and do nothing but scream and run and cry why are you part of a ghost investigating team?
1. Lana Lang - I have wanted to do violence to Ms Mary Sue since she made her first appearance. Seriously, if anyone wrote a character like this in fan fic, we'd be laughed off the net for making a MS. It's all poor poor pitiful me and watch me do stupid shit so I require saving every episode. Maybe it would be better if the actress learned how to do more emoting other than pissed off. I don't just want to punch her, I want to beat her into a pulp and jelly someone's toast with her.
2. Andrew Wells - I've been in a dull rage for the last few years that we were asked to accept this rapist/murderer because he's 'funny'. No, there's nothing funny about a man who plans to kidnap women, turn them into sex slaves then helps dispose of her corpse and later tries to kill Dawn and Xander as they're helping him. Can I punch him in the face with the bumper of our F-150?
3. Logan Echolls - This is a fresh new hate, the more I watch VM the more he's in Lana's class of 'why won't he die?' Here's another poor poor pitiful me. Croak already. I didn't like him in the few I saw last year and this year I despise him. The poor little rich boy stuff alone makes me want to punch him but watching him create all his own problems and dick around his friends, too bad he didn't go off the cliff in the bus.
4. Fred Burkle - You know a chatty lady scientist, I should love her. Nope, here's another one I've wanted to punch in the mouth from the moment I first saw her. Everyone loves her. Was there a man outside of Connor and Lorne she didn't try to screw? And no one knows that much science. She's like a cheese grater on skin.
5. Temperance Brennan - You killed the show for me. I wanted to like Bones, really I did. I like you in the books but damn, no one is as clueless as this chick. Who is writing the sexual tension in this thing? a 12 year old? Someone in her career field travels ALL the time since forensic anthropologists are rare so would she EVER look at her boss and ask was he sending her off with Booth so she'd sleep with him? If I were her boss, I think she'd be on a medical leave to go see the psychiatrist. Interesting mysteries totally ruined by this absolutely unbelievable 'doctor.'
6. Yvette from Most Haunted. Okay, she's NOT fictional but damn, can I fly to England to bitch slap her? If you're THIS afraid of ghosts and do nothing but scream and run and cry why are you part of a ghost investigating team?
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