Help my depression

[cornerofmadness]

give this meme a shot Give me a title to a story you think I should've written, including (if you wish) fandom and pairings, and I'll write a summary who knows you might inspire me to write something.

Why am I depressed? Not ONE student thought my kitty cd-rom was cool. No one looked at it. Hell, they barely wanted to dissect. Whine all you want guys, these kitties have to last 8 more weeks. They ain't going to get any better smelling. Yes you must cut into them. No, you can relax I will NOT touch you with my gloves if they're dirty so if I touched you you know I'm barehanded or freshly re-gloved. Yes I DO put my tools in my pants pocket. I'm used to touching this stuff and being covered in toxic goo, relax. I'm not dead yet. Yes, i DID touch it with my bare hands. Just don't you do it. If you scream, you best be gushing blood and not because embalming fluid spat at you! And yes you will all be vegetarians by the end of this because I can't help making food references. Deal with it. Pathology/Physiology/Anatomy are ripe with these analogies. It makes a quick point

Dear Student #1 - okay, so you've done this before, telling me that does NOT make me let you out of lab. I put YOU in charge of helping your fellow students.

Dear Student #2 - Asking me which labs the lab practical is one while I'm HANDING OUT the test makes me want to embalm you. Don't do it.

Dear Lab Company - don't know where the fuck you get these anemic cats but damn, either you send me catzilla or some scrawny bastard even I can't find the muscles on.

Dear Students in general - you've beaten me. I'll only put two muscles from the cats on the exam Latissimis Dorsi and Serratus Anterior. You got a 50/50 shot so expect me to ask you WHAT THEY DO!! And expect these cats back when we get to organs and no whining then or else I'll pull the organs out and tag them sans reference points. I swear it.

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[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Snake Charmer- (X-Files ) Scully had hoped that she had seen the last of Dr. Blockhead and the Conundrum but she and Mulder cross paths with them at their new ‘circus,’ a place with a very strange snake dance act.

Mouse Skating - (Full metal Alchemist ) Winter days are long but Riza never thought the boys would do anything this retarded. Several of Mustang’s men later, she finds herself nursing a battered Roy hoping he’s learned, betting, ice and mice do not belong in the same sentence.

Persephone's Last Breath - (Star Trek: The Next Generation ) Picard rarely allowed himself personal liaisons but when the beautiful new mythology scholar comes aboard the Enterprise, he can’t help himself, even if it means his death.


Puedo Escribir - (Fullmetal Alchemist ) Maes didn’t know what he was getting into when he asked Roy how to write in the ‘language of birds.’ Who knew his naked body could be transformed into a canvas for alchemic artwork and that this much could be had doing it?

[mjules.livejournal.com]

OK, I swore I'd get around to commenting on these. And, um - I WANT ALL OF THEM. Especially 'Snake Charmer,' because I'd just watched Signs and Wonders and was surprised and delighted that you picked X-Files but did not, in fact, go with the easiness of choosing that episode.

And *I* wanna know what the heck Roy and the boys have been up to with those mice. (I think.) *grins* I promised I'd tell you where that came from: I was wearing my pajamas at the time that have lots of Christmas mice on them... decorating Christmas trees, throwing snowballs at each other, and ice skating.

And 'Puedo Escribir'? Um... yum!? *begs*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

mousy PJ's? Wasn't expecting that? Roy and the boys mouse skating was innocent...stupid, and probably required a lot of alcohol to concieve.

And I just saw that X-Files myself. i think it may be my all time favorite

[mjules.livejournal.com]

It's definitely one of my all-time favorites.

And I wanna see Roy and the boys drunk and skating mice. *giggles* And especially Riza-taking-care-of afterwards. *nods*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

if I ever get time once I wrap up all my other committments, I could try to write something that funny

[mjules.livejournal.com]

*crosses fingers and hopes*