Seriously, I'm not sure why it's illegal

[cornerofmadness]

Some people just deserve killing. Everyone at the American Education Services student loans for instance. They call me again to tell me i'm overdue on my loan. I SENT you the deferment as per orders two weeks ago, I shoot back, already hostile. It was denied. HOW can it be denied you were the ones who preapproved it? Um....she's starting to fear me coming through the phone line to murder her then she comes up with 'you forgot to fill out the start date!' she says triumphantly.

WTF are you talking about? I filled it out with you all over the phone going section by section, and YOUR agent told me that wasn't necessary. 'i don't know what to say ma'am. Why don't you refax a new form?' To that I reply well no duh, thanks Einstein. 'Prreciate that, yes I do. So I say well your BRILLIANT agent who helped me with the form also said that it wasn't XYZ loan (as I was told by the agent before her) but rather Loan ABC that is due so did she get that wrong too? Yes, she did and if I hadn't asked this numbnut wouldn't have known because they missed that part. They noticed I didn't have a start date for the deferment but they DONT notice its filled out for the WRONG loan. OMG just give me a gun and a clear shot.


and on a totally different topic, if you microwave dirt and water, it remains HOT and napalm like for well over an hour and once you get in on your skin you can't get it off but your neighbors will laugh at you as you run shrieking around on your porch.

Comments

[sarakat.livejournal.com]

Um, why would a person microwave dirt and water?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

to kill the fungus in it that's killing my seedlings. It's a way of sterilizing it and it stinks WAY less than cooking it in the oven like I used to

[makd.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, but I can't believe the problems you have with those ass-hats! Why couldn't she just put a start-date down for you, telephonically. Jeesh!

[makd.livejournal.com]

Wait! Why would you microwave dirt and water? to make mud pies???

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

To kill fungus. Potting soil often contains fungus that kills seedlings known as damping off. I know this potting soil IS infected. By microwaving it, I sterilize it

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that was my questions since they KNOW when it is. They're telling ME the start date.

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry about all the trouble you're having with the student loan people. That's horrible.

*hugs* I hope it gets better for you real soon.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thank you

[angelfirenze.livejournal.com]

*hands you loaded police issue Glock with one bullet idling in the chamber*

Make it a good one.

As for the dirt, how long did you microwave it?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I'm a damn good shot.

about 2 1/2 minutes per pound

[angelfirenze.livejournal.com]

Good. Take a picture of the results.

Cooking dirt. Sounds fun.

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Just thought I'd help you out with that icon.

[angelfirenze.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Yeah. I rewatched 'Smile Time' last night. Poor, poor Puppet!Angel. He can't get any respect. I absolutely LOVE the part where he attacks Spike and drags him into the elevator. Hee.

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Um...not sure what Smile Time/Puppet Angel has to do with our icons.

[angelfirenze.livejournal.com]

Nothing. It just reminded me that I watched it last night. I also watched the anticlimactic 'kill' scene from 'Origin.'

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Killing Sahjhan? Hey, I waited two and a half years for that!

[angelfirenze.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That was my point. It was really quite short. We already know Connor can kick ass, but sheesh! Sahjahn barely made him work for it. The Beast beat the shit out of him. Yet Sahjahn, who is the reason Connor's life has sucked for the last three/twenty years, barely makes a damned dent. Boo!

*chuckles*

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

The problem was setting up the fight *indoors* in that tiny parlor with no maneuvering room. In a remarkably "Origin"-like fic I almost wrote right after "Home" first aired, I had Sahjhan escape and Connor track him down and kill him outdoors.

[angelfirenze.livejournal.com]

*nods* *sigh* Drew Goddard fucked up. I wonder what Tim Minear would have done with it.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'd like to send the unholy family to my loan officers

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they'll oblige you.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

a free hand to wreck death, I'm sure

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it kinda smells

[angelfirenze.livejournal.com]

Hee. Guess who I'm watching work his prosecutorial magick on Conviction? Well, actually, that was last week. Tonight, he's just making eyes at deceptively sexy mannequins, but whatever.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

couldn't get into it. Just dont' like lawyer shows but I'm glad he's got somethign

[angelfirenze.livejournal.com]

I love law procedrals. Only the L&O ones, though. Mmm, Bobby...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i like the cop part not the lawyer. Which is why i like the two spin offs more, less of the lawyer stuff

[angelfirenze.livejournal.com]

Yeah, actually, I'm one of the ones who'd like to see more of Carver. I liked the trial scene in 'The Good Doctor.'

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i have no idea what any titles are. See I like seeing just the amount of Carver that we do. I could use more Wong on SVU

[angelfirenze.livejournal.com]

The one in the First Year where the doctor killed his wife and chopped her up. The problem was that they couldn't find the body. They used the doctor's fucked up personality to nail him. Hee.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ah yes i remember that one

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Repeat after me: "Tequila is my friend."

Repeat after me: "Tequila is my friend."

Repeat after me: "I'm gonna figure out a way to blast those idiots through the telephone line. After tequila."

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

tequila...there's a thought.

Roy have you figured out your flaming through a telephone line yet?

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

If he did, would Hughes still be alive?

...uh, scratch that.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

exactly

[ba4ever.livejournal.com]

You should probably saw off the end....

:P

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

there's a plan

[demonicamills.livejournal.com]

Why did you microwave dirt and water?

student loans suck

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

to sterilize the dirt

lol..

[vampedvixen.livejournal.com]

Your first sentence reminded me of this one time when I flew down to Atlanta and someone pissed off the people I was staying with. They turned to me and said, "Here in the south, you can use "He just needed killin'" as a defense statement in a court room and you'll probably get off."

Re: lol..

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

sometimes you just wish that were true