Seriously, I'm not sure why it's illegal

[cornerofmadness]

Some people just deserve killing. Everyone at the American Education Services student loans for instance. They call me again to tell me i'm overdue on my loan. I SENT you the deferment as per orders two weeks ago, I shoot back, already hostile. It was denied. HOW can it be denied you were the ones who preapproved it? Um....she's starting to fear me coming through the phone line to murder her then she comes up with 'you forgot to fill out the start date!' she says triumphantly.

WTF are you talking about? I filled it out with you all over the phone going section by section, and YOUR agent told me that wasn't necessary. 'i don't know what to say ma'am. Why don't you refax a new form?' To that I reply well no duh, thanks Einstein. 'Prreciate that, yes I do. So I say well your BRILLIANT agent who helped me with the form also said that it wasn't XYZ loan (as I was told by the agent before her) but rather Loan ABC that is due so did she get that wrong too? Yes, she did and if I hadn't asked this numbnut wouldn't have known because they missed that part. They noticed I didn't have a start date for the deferment but they DONT notice its filled out for the WRONG loan. OMG just give me a gun and a clear shot.


and on a totally different topic, if you microwave dirt and water, it remains HOT and napalm like for well over an hour and once you get in on your skin you can't get it off but your neighbors will laugh at you as you run shrieking around on your porch.

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lol..

[vampedvixen.livejournal.com]

Your first sentence reminded me of this one time when I flew down to Atlanta and someone pissed off the people I was staying with. They turned to me and said, "Here in the south, you can use "He just needed killin'" as a defense statement in a court room and you'll probably get off."

Re: lol..

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

sometimes you just wish that were true