OWWW

[cornerofmadness]

I was forever and a day in the ob/gyn's office. The yearly part of it went well enough. Have to go get the boobs crushed again. That'll teach me to be almost 40 and never have kids (yeah nothing like pulling the pin on the cancer hand grenade there)


The oww isn't the yearly. That's nothing. But I did have some lumps and bumps that needed removing. Hell I could cut off all of them but one myself but they're in a place I can't reach easily with the tissue nippers (it's not like you need anesthetics for skin tags) but they're right where the bra hits so bye bye. The other was a freaking mole that was getting bigger right where the panties rub. It's like screw you body. can't you put these things where a) I could cut them off myself or b) at least where they wouldn't rub. That one needed numbed (and now that's worn off). pouts. Also it decided to bleed like crazy. thru the dressing and everywhere else. The little skin tags didn't bleed at all. The doc's like...um you're not bleeding. No shit. it's so damn COLD in here all my blood vessels are clamped. I'm sure that'll change as soon as I'm in public

well off to do the laundry. And boo to Domestications for having two more bedspreads I'd die for. ARGH. I WILL NOT TURN INTO MY MOTHER. I will NOT have a bedspread for every season. Whimpers. I want them.

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[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

My Mom and I were discussing that - I said, "Do you think if I claim back pain, I can get my breasts reduced?"

She said, "GO FOR IT."

Of course, then I quit the job where I had insurance....

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes exactly and it still might not have been covered

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

But I might've had a better chance of that THEN than now.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well true