Dear Neighbors
Mar. 24th, 2007 11:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cornerofmadnessHi, it's just me the girl with the cat on her porch. Please learn to fucking park. Yes I know our lot is gravel without lines but if we didn't park like we've never drove a day in our lives we'd ALL fit in the lot and wouldn't have to go to the muddy overflow one.
And to the twits with the little cars do NOT pull up into the crook of the fence on a diagonal because then no one can park in the official lots on either side of you. What are you sparing yourself? Three steps to the sidewalk?
and you new next door neighbor, for one driving around shirtless even though it's only 50 is not sexy or whatever it is you think it is. Okay I don't know you so maybe there's a reason. However there is NO reason for your stupid Sidekick's back window. I can appreciate you can't afford to replace it and Ohio won't make you do it anyhow but still, can't you be like the OTHER rednecks around here and ducttape some clear plastic over the window? Was it necessary to run strips of duct tape over the whole opening so you can't SEE out the back window? And if it was why don't you park your ass in the overflow lot so you don't cram into us because you can't fucking SEE to back up.
on a more amusing (to me) is someone expressed their thoughts about my brother's Hummer in an egg barrage. It has to be noted my brother is pathologically clean to begin with. He'll be out there all day cleaning
And to the twits with the little cars do NOT pull up into the crook of the fence on a diagonal because then no one can park in the official lots on either side of you. What are you sparing yourself? Three steps to the sidewalk?
and you new next door neighbor, for one driving around shirtless even though it's only 50 is not sexy or whatever it is you think it is. Okay I don't know you so maybe there's a reason. However there is NO reason for your stupid Sidekick's back window. I can appreciate you can't afford to replace it and Ohio won't make you do it anyhow but still, can't you be like the OTHER rednecks around here and ducttape some clear plastic over the window? Was it necessary to run strips of duct tape over the whole opening so you can't SEE out the back window? And if it was why don't you park your ass in the overflow lot so you don't cram into us because you can't fucking SEE to back up.
on a more amusing (to me) is someone expressed their thoughts about my brother's Hummer in an egg barrage. It has to be noted my brother is pathologically clean to begin with. He'll be out there all day cleaning
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Date: 2007-03-24 03:48 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-03-24 06:20 pm (UTC)A Hummer, huh? Will your bro be outside cleaning it all day because he is a Monk or because it's such a huge friggin' car? Ask him how well he can parallel park. Heh. (I hate those things.)
Thanks for the laugh, though. I wish I could help.
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Date: 2007-03-24 07:37 pm (UTC)Oh my brother's Monk. I keep telling him the Hummer is a Bad Karma mobile (i think he's beginning to believe me)
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Date: 2007-03-24 10:54 pm (UTC)There better be room for me to park next weekend. That's all I'm sayin'.
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Date: 2007-03-25 03:18 pm (UTC)Now, to find my directions to and from your place again.
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