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I'd like to kick Murphy in his ass. So the only thing i needed to do today was go to work for the potluck lunch. I'm bringing the main part of the meal, the pasta bar. I was making three sauces, alla ceci (fire roasted tomatoes and chick peas), lemoncelli (lemon cream) and cinnamon carbonarra (cream and bacon and about a half dozen egg yolks, let's just call it rich)

At 11:30 I have it all done, the pasta is boiling, the sauces are finishing and all i have to do is fix my bed head. I swear to go the space-time continuum folded because by the time I got the pasta in a box and all the sauces in containers it was 12:15. i was SUPPOSED to be there at that time. I have no idea where those 45 minutes went.

Needless to say I was late. AND the sauces...the two cream sauces didn't thicken. This has NEVER happened before. Ever. And the eggs cooked in the one sauce, even though I tempered them. This has also never happened before. SOB. So now because several people were already done with lunch I'm stuck with a pound of campanelle pasta and three sauces. So who wants to drop by this weekend for pasta??

Date: 2007-05-04 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mulzrule.livejournal.com
Murphy so needs a can of Whoop Ass! If only we knew how to harness those worm holes and make them work to our advantage. :P

Date: 2007-05-04 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
i could use Hiro's time traveling ability

Date: 2007-05-04 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mulzrule.livejournal.com
Who's Hiro so I can kidnap him? I'm smelling World Takeover!!!! *evil grin*

Date: 2007-05-04 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
He's one of the characters on Heroes

Date: 2007-05-04 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mulzrule.livejournal.com
Gotchya, my evil minions and I can take it from here;P

Date: 2007-05-04 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-chaos-by-699.livejournal.com
i've never even heard of all those different kinds of pasta sauces. wow, i'm sheltered. ;)

Date: 2007-05-04 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
hee,you won't find them at Olive Garden or on a shelf

Date: 2007-05-04 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] absolutefiction.livejournal.com
Heh, that reminds me of all the times my Mom overcooks and brings in a whack load of food for family get-togethers. We're stuck with leftovers for usually the rest of the week. Needless to say, I'm sick of that food after only 3 or 4 nights...

Date: 2007-05-04 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
snort. I usually dont' overcook. I was so ticked but yeah now i'm stuck with pasta shooting out my ears (at least it's cheap and I can freeze the sauces)

Date: 2007-05-04 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildrider.livejournal.com
{{hugs}} on the sauces. That happens every time I want especially to turn out something nice, the infallible recipe fails! Still, the cinnamon carbonarra sounds amazingly good... recipe share?

(I'd love to come by for pasta, but I think it's a bit of a commute.)

Date: 2007-05-04 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
I'd love to have you ladies but yes that's a haul.

I'll send it to your email. It's from Giada de Laurentiis (you can use all bacon instead of bacon and pancetta because pancetta is a) hard to find b) expensive as hell)

and seriously what is it with cooking for company. I never even usually temper the eggs or let the sauce cool first. This time I did both (like I'm supposed to) and that's when the eggs scramble...

Date: 2007-05-04 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildrider.livejournal.com
Yeah, I know. This last Christmas I actually ruined a batch of my "world's best fudge." Don't know how - I did everything as usual. But somehow the chocolate scorched, and... bleah.

Date: 2007-05-04 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
meanwhile when you're cooking for yourself, a 4 star restaurant couldn't have done better

D'oh!

Date: 2007-05-04 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 0-mother-0.livejournal.com
God I hate when that happens... *hugs and pats*

Re: D'oh!

Date: 2007-05-04 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
i know. And it seems i'm not alone in this

Re: D'oh!

Date: 2007-05-04 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 0-mother-0.livejournal.com
Yep, and it really is like a curse or kitchen gnomes. Some days the same recipe that was manna from heaven last week comes out over done or half-cooked or too this and not enough that - BUT I DID EVERYTHING EXACTLY THE SAME - so it's like wtf?

Re: D'oh!

Date: 2007-05-04 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
that was yesterday. btw heated up the sauce today and it somehow miraculously solidified

Date: 2007-05-04 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
Oooo, pasta party. Too bad I'm in Florida...surrounded by all the kitties in the world.

Date: 2007-05-04 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
awwww kitties. Roy is getting demanding

Date: 2007-05-04 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
[profile] ex_xpat took her Misha to the vet and came home with another kitty in tow.

Date: 2007-05-06 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
I guess so. *laugh* Good thing I just take dogs to the vet...oh, wait, watch me come home with a Great Dane one day....

Date: 2007-05-06 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
that would be at least interesting

Date: 2007-05-07 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
I can only imagine your delight.

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