Just one of those days

[cornerofmadness]

I have to go to the office to take my porch plants to the greenhouse because i'll be gone for a month and i'm risking my whole garden dying as is (if my neighbor forgets to water them). I have three packages to mail as well. I get half way there (about 7 miles in at this point) and realize I forgot my purse...no office keys, no money, no legal i.d. I say screw it and have my secretary let me in.

She decides all my beautiful plants need to be in her office. No big since she'd be watering them in the greenhouse in our building anyhow. I go into my office to download (on the T-1 line) something from LJ...which of course now has its head further up its ass and is completely dead for the next two hours (by the time it's up, the download still takes an hour and I'm like no way it's already 4 pm). Other profs are there and of course we get on the politics again. THey're there to interview a new chemistry prof. Rather than hide me (I'm make up less, drove there with the window down am wearing a 'Hot Roy Mustang Action' T-shirt and my styled shorts which are full of holes (Hence that whiney post the other day. Oh by the way, the men's dept of walmart ahs the shorts I want but i'm too long waisted to wear them), and flip flops) THey of course INTRODUCE me. (gah!!)

i get home to realize the whole day is gone. No way to get out of here tomorrow as planned. Mom's not too put out. That means dad is still in a pissy mood and she's just as glad I'm not there.

Found in my boxes: one bullwhip, one black lace garter, one green silk negligee, one set green velvet bra and panties, one set green velvet and rhinestone heels. WTH was I planning with this?