Just one of those days

[cornerofmadness]

I have to go to the office to take my porch plants to the greenhouse because i'll be gone for a month and i'm risking my whole garden dying as is (if my neighbor forgets to water them). I have three packages to mail as well. I get half way there (about 7 miles in at this point) and realize I forgot my purse...no office keys, no money, no legal i.d. I say screw it and have my secretary let me in.

She decides all my beautiful plants need to be in her office. No big since she'd be watering them in the greenhouse in our building anyhow. I go into my office to download (on the T-1 line) something from LJ...which of course now has its head further up its ass and is completely dead for the next two hours (by the time it's up, the download still takes an hour and I'm like no way it's already 4 pm). Other profs are there and of course we get on the politics again. THey're there to interview a new chemistry prof. Rather than hide me (I'm make up less, drove there with the window down am wearing a 'Hot Roy Mustang Action' T-shirt and my styled shorts which are full of holes (Hence that whiney post the other day. Oh by the way, the men's dept of walmart ahs the shorts I want but i'm too long waisted to wear them), and flip flops) THey of course INTRODUCE me. (gah!!)

i get home to realize the whole day is gone. No way to get out of here tomorrow as planned. Mom's not too put out. That means dad is still in a pissy mood and she's just as glad I'm not there.

Found in my boxes: one bullwhip, one black lace garter, one green silk negligee, one set green velvet bra and panties, one set green velvet and rhinestone heels. WTH was I planning with this?

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[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Found in my boxes: one bullwhip, one black lace garter, one green silk negligee, one set green velvet bra and panties, one set green velvet and rhinestone heels. WTH was I planning with this?

A night to remember...obviously.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

apparently

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Now, if only that night had been more memorable.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

or if it even happened at all...

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

haahah

[lyricnonsense.livejournal.com]

Rocky Horror, maybe?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Ah yes the days I used to play Magenta...i'll never fit into that maid's outfit again

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

"Found in my boxes: one bullwhip, one black lace garter, one green silk negligee, one set green velvet bra and panties, one set green velvet and rhinestone heels. WTH was I planning with this?"

KINKY!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes, that's pretty much a given

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Found in my boxes: one bullwhip, one black lace garter, one green silk negligee, one set green velvet bra and panties, one set green velvet and rhinestone heels. WTH was I planning with this?

My guess is that you planned to subdue a man and bring him to his knees...on St.Patrick's Day. ;)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that's a good guess...puts away for next year

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, Lady Heather ain't got nothing on you. *g*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hee Lady Heather?

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Lady Heather is an occasional character on CSI played by Melinda Clarke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0164918). She's a professional dominatrix, and Gil Grissom has the hots for her. *g*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Ah...that was also work I was once offered in New Orleans. As i recalled it paid very well but I was already in medical school

[sp23.livejournal.com]

You're... an interesting person. *g*

[anguisel.livejournal.com]

LOL, personally I hate plants. I only have two. An aloe and what my mother and I suspect is a peace lily, won't know that until it's much bigger. I've killed about every type of plant there is. Try out an indoor flowerbox with pansies? Watch the wilt in the first week after realization occurs that they need alot of sun which I just don't get with a big ol tree blocking the sun through my window :\ I hope you gardening prowess is better than mine and that you come back to happy plants.

And I honestly think that Gojyo had something to do with the box. He does love a certain somebody that wears green ^_^

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i love plants. you should have seen that car going down the highway. I was lost in foliage. I'm a whiz with tomatos and other veggies.

snort. I've had that box for a long while but I bet Gojyo would like it. Of course in the poster over my head it's GOKU in green Bermuda shorts (and seriously they need to stop drawing him wiht the biggest bulge in the bunch and i seriously need to stop looking at the crotches of animated men)

[anguisel.livejournal.com]

and seriously they need to stop drawing him with the biggest bulge in the bunch and i seriously need to stop looking at the crotches of animated men
I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE DOING THAT! I kept asking myself why Goku had such a bulge...*watches a plotbunny suddenly dart out from under her chair* Curses, there's another one. Oh well, at least I now have something to offer the 53 comm. *giggles evilly*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. The Goku bulge plot bunny has been hopping around here too (like the first time they all go to an onsen... because god knows Goku eyed up Gojyo)

But yes, you're not alone. it's like hmmm Edward Elric, not bad, Roy Mustang why is your hand in that pocket all the time...Sanzo...huh so that's why you're still Cherry-chan, poor thing

[mjules.livejournal.com]

Aw, stop picking on my Sanzo. *laugh*

And anyway, the matching set of green is making me giggle. (Although is it sad my first thought was, "Ooo! Green velvet bra and panties? I want. AND MATCHING SHOES, OMG." *headdesk*)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Snort. I'll stop picking on Sanzo when she stops drawing him like a beanpole. Really Gojyo should be calling him Small Balls. LIke I said with that pair of Goku cards I got, the title should be 'small boy, big box'

You know I THINK i had a green velvet dress that this ensemble went with but I don't have that any more

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

"Found in my boxes: one bullwhip, one black lace garter, one green silk negligee, one set green velvet bra and panties, one set green velvet and rhinestone heels. WTH was I planning with this?"

*snicker* Ooooo, kinky ;)

And the way you wrote it, it sounds just like Slim Pickens in "Dr. Strangelove" - that scene on the plane when he's reading off the contents of their survival kits:

"...one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort